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We need to call it, right?

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I think so too.

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- Hey. Hey, hey.
- What?

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Hey.

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They're sleeping.

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I know.
Do you think that--

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Should I pack a bag
and check into a hotel?

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No, no. That's dramatic. What?

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No, I know, just with the...

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- Or I could--
- What?

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I could make up a bed
down on the couch too,

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- if that's gonna be...
- No, no, no.

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- Really?
- That's not necessary.

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Let's just...

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- Okay, what--
- Oh...

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- Hey, buddy,
- TESS: Hey. Hey, buddy.

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- What are you doing up?
- Are you guys fighting?

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- No.
- No. No, no, no.

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No, actually, we're not--
we're not fighting at all.

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We never fight.

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That's true.

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Go back to bed, baby, okay?

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Come here, Charlie.
Come on. Outside.

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Come on, Charlie. Charlie, come.

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Come on, Charlie, let's go.

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- Our last hurrah.
- What?

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- You know, just with the--
- Yeah, yeah.

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The other day,
we were watching this, like,

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just one of those
doomsday docs, right?

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You know, meteors,
the Earth, wars,

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- everything, all that stuff.
- Uh-huh.

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And so,
you know, he had

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the weirdest look on his face.

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And at the end of the doc,
I looked at him,

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and I said, you know,

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"How do you feel about that?
Does that bother you? Does it--"

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You know,
fully expecting him to be like,

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"Hey, what--
What do we do about this?"

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Nothing.

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He's perfectly fine
with the world coming to an end.

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He literally said,

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"Well, you know, I've had
a good life up until now.

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What's there to be sad about?"

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Jalen, my 17-year-old boy.

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First of all,
he's brilliant, right?

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He excels at everything
he puts his mind to.

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But I just thought,
"What kind of mindset is that?"

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My body does not say it,
but I still feel...

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like I'm 24 years old, at best.

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Thank you, babe.
Shut up, Stephen.

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But, you know,
seriously, though.

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I'm not ready
for shit to end, right?

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- Are you? No?
- No.

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Well, because he lives
in a world with the likelihood

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that we may blow ourselves up
at any moment.

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What?

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But that's nothing new.

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We all grew up
during the Cold War.

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Guys, it isn't that.

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Yeah, but remember,
we were scared.

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It's not that. He's alive.

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You know? He just goes.

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He goes for it every day.
He crushes it every day.

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- That's true.
- Mm. Yeah.

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And he's
in joy because of it.

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How 'bout joy?

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I mean, it's beautiful.

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Not giving a fuck about trying
to be like other people

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or trying to be a grown-up.

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Uh! Fuck!

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Wait, are you
talking about me?

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No, somebody alive!

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- Shit.
- Jesus.

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- I was joking!
- Also dead.

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Just joking.

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You are so alive, darling.

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- Hey, I found it!
- "Darling"?

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Yes.

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- Oh, shit!
- Oh, my God!

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- Oh, my gosh.
- Are you all right?

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You all right?

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Oh, my God.
Are you okay?

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- Oh, the rug. I'm sorry--
- Fuck. What the absolute fuck?

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- Balls!
- I'm sorry!

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I'll go. No, no, no, it's okay.

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- No, no! There's milk in it!
- I'll get more. I'll get more.

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- Balls. No.
- It's right around the corner.

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- She doesn't need it.
- Stay, it's fine.

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- It's like every week.
- I'm sorry. Sorry.

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God.

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Don't cry
over spilled oat milk, okay?

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Yeah, this is fine for you.

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- Jesus.
- Oh, my God.

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- It's literally everyday.
- Balls, it's perfect.

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- Thank you.
- You all right?

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Uh, yeah. I'm a little... I'm
just, like, a little nervous.

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- Yeah, you seem it.
- 'Cause, uh...

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one of the guys is, uh...

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not gonna be there
next Saturday matinee,

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so if you wanna come...

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Oh, wow. Shit.
Do you know all his lines?

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His lines? Yeah,
I know all the disciples' lines.

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- Of Christ?
- Yeah.

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I'm just so grateful
I can grow such a hefty beard.

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You know what I mean?
Do I look like a disciple?

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- Babe, what? What?
- Am I doing it wrong? I'm sorry.

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No? I'm sorry.

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- Oh, my God.
- This always happens.

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Half of me is always
living in the play.

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- Jesus.
- Yeah.

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It's the burden
of my beautiful wife.

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Oh, God.

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You got it, St. Paul.

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Mm. Living with an artist, guys.
Living with an artist.

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By the way, Oyster Bay?

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- Yeah?
- We call the primary.

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Wait, you can't call it
this far out.

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Yes, we just did actually.

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Why not?
Let them.

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What do you mean?
It's not forever.

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Let them. Babe,
they're literally newlyweds.

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Plus, y'all two always take
the love shack attic anyway.

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It's actually perfect.
I love it.

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- Hey, you wanna know why?
- Yeah.

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Because we made Jalen there.

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We're not making
any more babies.

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- Yeah.
- No.

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Well, you never know--
Oh no, that's true.

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You didn't even make
your first two that way, right?

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Okay, wow.

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- Dude.
- That's enough.

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- No, please. Babe, stop, stop.
- All right. It's okay.

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- No, but you have to have sex.
- Please stop talking.

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Okay. Sorry, sorry.

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We have sex,
we just didn't--

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You know what, you guys,

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maybe we should just
kinda wrap this thing up?

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Wait, you did have sex
to make--?

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Yeah, yeah.
You know what? We gotta--

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That's too much gardening
for you, please.

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I thought that they put it-- No,
I thought you created a zygote.

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- I'm so tired.
- Christine.

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- What?
- You baking your cookies?

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Oh, um...

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Why? Why?
Does it smell like cookies?

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Mm-hmm.

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Really?

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No, I just-- I think my kitchen

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just always smells like that.
You know?

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And you know what? Also, I was
heating the food in the oven.

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Do you want dessert?

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- We called an Uber.
- We have fortune cookies.

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Do you remember
Macaulay Culkin?

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When they came back,
he was changed forever.

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- And I believed it.
- Babe. Let's walk them out.

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You asked her
about it specifically?

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Yeah. She lied.

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Oh...

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She was hiding 'em
till after we'd all gone.

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When they get even
higher as fuck. Right?

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And Christine,
when she's not high?

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- So grumpy.
- Ugh.

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Good thing we didn't tell 'em.

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Would've been too much
for them to take.

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Maybe I laid it on
a little too thick.

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Too thick?

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What?

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Why, 'cause one time
you called me darling?

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That's like...

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I mean, if that's your idea

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of laying it on too thick,
I mean, that's--

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Okay, okay!

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You took one?

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Fuck yeah.

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When I went to the bathroom,
I was stealing it.

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It's gonna make you
really fucking high.

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That's the idea.

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Mm.

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Fuck it.

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You ate more than I did.

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Oh shit, that was
probably really stupid.

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I love it.

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Oh, my God.

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Wait. What are you doing?

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Oh, my God. What am I doing?

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Sorry. Shit.

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Oh!

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Shit.

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Hey. Hey!

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You okay?

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Are you gonna be okay?

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- I think so.
- Yeah?

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You're okay?

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Yeah. The cookie
hasn't hit me yet.

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I'm gonna be okay.

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I'll be okay.

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Holy shit.

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What's up?

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I just wanna come in
and get a drink.

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Yeah, 15 buck cover.

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- To get a drink?
- It's comedy.

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Is it funny?

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It's 15 bucks, man.

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Yeah, you already said that.

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Look, man, I don't have
any money on me.

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Yeah, I don't know
what to tell you.

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- Hey.
- Yo.

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- Good luck.
- Thank you.

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How come she didn't
have to pay 15 bucks?

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She put her name down.

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<i>Well, you're welcome.</i>

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All right. Alex Novak,
downstairs in two minutes.

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That's me.

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Well, you better
head down there, then.

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- Where?
- Just straight behind you.

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Down the stairs.

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Hey, hey. Hey.

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Why don't you leave that right
over there with the other ones?

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- Right here?
- Yeah. They'll watch it.

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Okay.

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Oh, my God.
It's completely different.

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Like, you cannot have
casual sex with a woman.

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Okay? You can't do it.

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You have to buy her dinner,
um, at least.

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With men, I am the dinner.

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It's easy. It's easy.
It's simple. It's simple.

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- Sorry.
- What up, man?

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- They called me.
- Yeah.

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When you see the light,
just get off, all right?

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There you go.
Just talk to 'em, have fun.

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...orgasm from
a man who embarrasses you.

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No, I'm leaving.
I'm leaving. I'm going.

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Okay.

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That's Rolo, everybody!
That was really funny.

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Alrighty, I got a lot
of familiar names on here,

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but I'm gonna shake it up a bit.

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Uh, let's put your hands
together for Alec Novak?

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Alec Novak.

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Alec Novak, everybody.

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Alec!

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Um...

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I don't have a ton of jokes.

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And, uh...

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Actually my name is
Alex Novak, uh, for that lady.

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It's okay.

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My parents won't be mad.

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Um...

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What do I tell ya?

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Um...

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I think I'm getting a divorce.

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Yeah.

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What tipped me off was that, uh,

255
00:14:13,263 --> 00:14:15,764
I'm living, um,
in an apartment on my own.

256
00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:19,008
Yeah.

257
00:14:19,111 --> 00:14:21,313
And my wife and kids
don't live there. So...

258
00:14:24,891 --> 00:14:26,487
That was probably the--
the biggest clue.

259
00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:30,197
Um...

260
00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,790
I was, uh... Well,
I was married for 20 years.

261
00:14:42,286 --> 00:14:44,094
Yeah.

262
00:14:44,865 --> 00:14:46,835
Uh, engaged--
Uh, engaged for two years.

263
00:14:47,964 --> 00:14:49,235
Dated for three.

264
00:14:52,305 --> 00:14:55,677
And... met a year before that.

265
00:14:58,083 --> 00:14:59,553
So, 26 years.

266
00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:03,395
Which makes sense...

267
00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:06,936
now, because my wife used to say
being married to me

268
00:15:07,038 --> 00:15:08,573
was like running a marathon.

269
00:15:12,448 --> 00:15:14,649
I don't really know
what happened, um...

270
00:15:17,321 --> 00:15:18,489
to my marriage.
Uh...

271
00:15:18,591 --> 00:15:23,171
I came home one day, um...
and my...

272
00:15:25,548 --> 00:15:27,245
I guess, still wife, but...

273
00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:30,251
Uh, Tess was her name.

274
00:15:32,123 --> 00:15:35,393
Her name is still Tess.

275
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:39,470
I plan on, uh, letting her
keep that in the divorce.

276
00:15:44,284 --> 00:15:45,509
Um...

277
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:48,358
Yeah, I-- I came home,
and, um...

278
00:15:49,061 --> 00:15:51,855
there was a conversation,
I remember, and somebody said...

279
00:15:54,299 --> 00:15:58,274
It, um...
"Should we end this thing?"

280
00:15:58,911 --> 00:16:00,576
And then there was an agreement.

281
00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:04,253
Um, I'm pretty sure she said--

282
00:16:06,392 --> 00:16:08,362
This is what she meant
about not paying attention.

283
00:16:11,363 --> 00:16:13,602
Yeah, she-- I came home.

284
00:16:15,138 --> 00:16:16,677
And, uh...

285
00:16:17,180 --> 00:16:20,049
I guess we both agreed
it was over.

286
00:16:20,519 --> 00:16:23,626
Which is awesome...
that at least we agreed on that.

287
00:16:27,002 --> 00:16:28,769
It was less awesome
for our two kids.

288
00:16:28,871 --> 00:16:31,103
Yeah.

289
00:16:31,205 --> 00:16:32,408
It's okay. They're ten.

290
00:16:35,018 --> 00:16:36,648
The-- They're not--
They're not twins.

291
00:16:37,624 --> 00:16:38,850
They're Irish twins.

292
00:16:41,124 --> 00:16:42,263
Which is...

293
00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:46,034
...why I pulled an Irish goodbye
when I left.

294
00:16:48,446 --> 00:16:49,809
Oh, come on.

295
00:16:50,278 --> 00:16:51,575
I thought you guys told--

296
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:52,883
I thought this
was a comedy...

297
00:16:52,985 --> 00:16:55,025
...show.

298
00:16:57,762 --> 00:16:59,066
Anyway, um...

299
00:17:00,365 --> 00:17:02,898
I think I earned my keep here.
Um...

300
00:17:06,045 --> 00:17:07,780
What do I say? My name's Alex.

301
00:17:12,518 --> 00:17:14,027
Alex Novak, everybody.

302
00:17:14,129 --> 00:17:15,527
Sorry.
Is there a bathroom here?

303
00:17:15,630 --> 00:17:19,667
Wow. All right,
let's hear it for Jill McKenzie.

304
00:17:19,769 --> 00:17:22,872
There she is. There she is.

305
00:17:24,382 --> 00:17:26,485
Keep it going for Kemp,
you guys. Kemp rules.

306
00:17:26,589 --> 00:17:27,689
What's up?

307
00:17:28,158 --> 00:17:30,656
The side part
is the skinny part. Agreed?

308
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:33,464
Now, the skinny part,
the side part-- same part.

309
00:17:33,567 --> 00:17:35,837
Same size, same part.
You know what I'm talking about?

310
00:17:35,939 --> 00:17:37,567
You take it out and--

311
00:17:37,669 --> 00:17:39,973
<i>♪ Allez, allez, allez ♪</i>

312
00:17:40,576 --> 00:17:42,848
<i>♪ Allez, allez, allez ♪</i>

313
00:17:43,283 --> 00:17:45,216
You have to favor a labia?

314
00:17:45,820 --> 00:17:47,957
<i>♪ We've conquered
All of Europe ♪</i>

315
00:17:48,460 --> 00:17:50,267
<i>♪ We're never gonna stop ♪</i>

316
00:17:51,873 --> 00:17:53,670
<i>♪ Allez, allez, allez ♪</i>

317
00:17:55,110 --> 00:17:57,149
<i>♪ Allez, allez, allez ♪</i>

318
00:17:58,019 --> 00:17:59,316
because she wants me
to feel good.

319
00:17:59,418 --> 00:18:01,254
Like, for instance,
she's like a hot girl.

320
00:18:01,357 --> 00:18:02,619
You know what I mean?
Like, she has the vagina

321
00:18:02,721 --> 00:18:04,193
that fits the little underwear, okay?

322
00:18:04,295 --> 00:18:05,623
She goes... And she...

323
00:18:05,725 --> 00:18:07,296
What was the advice she gave me?

324
00:18:07,398 --> 00:18:08,498
Oh, she said, "Boundaries?"

325
00:18:08,601 --> 00:18:09,666
You guys know
about these boundaries?

326
00:18:09,768 --> 00:18:11,172
You guys talk
about these boundaries?

327
00:18:11,274 --> 00:18:12,675
- She goes...
- First time?

328
00:18:12,777 --> 00:18:14,339
She goes, um, "You need to learn
how to set boundaries."

329
00:18:14,441 --> 00:18:15,778
Yeah.

330
00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:17,219
Stick around.
Support your fellow comics.

331
00:18:17,321 --> 00:18:18,890
"I told my boyfriend
he has to text me

332
00:18:18,992 --> 00:18:20,456
every night before bed,

333
00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:22,157
'Goodnight, I love you'
or it's over."

334
00:18:24,196 --> 00:18:26,670
And she goes, "Now, he texts me
every night before bed,

335
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:28,871
'Goodnight, I love you.'
And now everything's great."

336
00:18:28,973 --> 00:18:31,175
And I was like, "Oh, thank--
thank you. Thanks."

337
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,847
If I said that to any man I've
ever dated, they would be like,

338
00:18:33,949 --> 00:18:35,220
"Oh, perfect.
I was on the fence anyway.

339
00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:36,317
Get the fuck outta here, bitch."

340
00:18:37,958 --> 00:18:40,059
You know what, I'm not
fucking calling in favors.

341
00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:41,995
With me in a relationship,
it's me going, "No, dude."

342
00:18:42,097 --> 00:18:44,869
I... I gotta date better men.
I have to.

343
00:18:44,972 --> 00:18:46,773
My girlfriends are dating men
who are, like,

344
00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:49,277
running 10Ks
on the weekends for fun.

345
00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:51,884
My ex wouldn't let me touch his
<i>Magic: The Gathering</i> cards

346
00:18:51,986 --> 00:18:54,021
'cause he was worried
that I would bend them.

347
00:18:54,123 --> 00:18:56,467
They didn't say nothing
about my sister's new ass.

348
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:57,993
Not even a warning.

349
00:18:58,095 --> 00:18:59,270
Just a warning
would have been nice.

350
00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:00,700
Something. Anything.

351
00:19:00,803 --> 00:19:02,803
"Hey Reggie, go in the kitchen.

352
00:19:02,906 --> 00:19:04,746
Meg Thee Stallion is in there."

353
00:19:04,848 --> 00:19:07,315
Now, I don't feel bad for
looking at my sister's new butt.

354
00:19:07,451 --> 00:19:09,418
...on PS5. Kung fu game.

355
00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:10,526
Got it right now?

356
00:20:08,210 --> 00:20:09,706
So, what happens now?

357
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:12,178
Between, you know,
Mom and you?

358
00:20:12,647 --> 00:20:13,983
What do you mean?

359
00:20:14,085 --> 00:20:17,355
Well, you know, you guys
told us that you separated?

360
00:20:17,457 --> 00:20:18,826
Yeah.

361
00:20:18,929 --> 00:20:20,931
Does that mean you're
going to get divorced?

362
00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:23,670
Well, I...

363
00:20:23,773 --> 00:20:25,241
- Remember that dragon?
- What dragon?

364
00:20:25,343 --> 00:20:27,348
At the... at the assembly.

365
00:20:27,450 --> 00:20:29,513
The school assembly.
The big red dragon.

366
00:20:29,615 --> 00:20:31,484
You mean the lion?

367
00:20:31,854 --> 00:20:33,260
Was it a lion?
Looked like a dragon.

368
00:20:33,362 --> 00:20:34,585
It only had two people in it.

369
00:20:34,687 --> 00:20:36,190
Huh.

370
00:20:36,292 --> 00:20:38,095
What does a dragon
have to do with anything?

371
00:20:38,197 --> 00:20:39,732
- It was a lion.
- Whatever it was,

372
00:20:39,835 --> 00:20:41,373
- lion or dragon.
- Lion.

373
00:20:41,475 --> 00:20:43,478
It was big and it was brave,

374
00:20:43,580 --> 00:20:45,513
and that's what I need
you guys to be.

375
00:20:45,615 --> 00:20:47,154
That's not it at all.

376
00:20:47,256 --> 00:20:48,656
The lion chews up the lettuce,

377
00:20:48,759 --> 00:20:50,956
and that brings us wealth
and prosperity for the new year.

378
00:20:51,058 --> 00:20:53,525
Right. That's it.
That's exactly it. Right.

379
00:20:54,129 --> 00:20:55,697
Are you going
to feed the lion, Dad?

380
00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:57,300
Me? I don't know, I...

381
00:20:57,911 --> 00:20:59,536
Are you?

382
00:20:59,638 --> 00:21:02,051
I fed it because I have goals
this year I want to achieve.

383
00:21:02,153 --> 00:21:03,417
Do you have goals, Dad?

384
00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:04,786
No, of course I do. Of course--

385
00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:06,626
- Dad, you should have goals.
- We have goals.

386
00:21:08,924 --> 00:21:09,792
Good night, guys.

387
00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:10,727
- Settle in.
- Dad--

388
00:21:10,830 --> 00:21:11,763
Settle in. All right.

389
00:21:11,866 --> 00:21:13,437
- Love you.
- Love you, too.

390
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:15,344
Get down there. Get down there.

391
00:21:15,446 --> 00:21:17,307
All right, you guys.
Good night, guys.

392
00:21:18,749 --> 00:21:20,346
- No talking, all right, guys?
- Okay.

393
00:21:28,869 --> 00:21:30,765
I haven't told your father.

394
00:21:30,868 --> 00:21:31,911
What?

395
00:21:32,013 --> 00:21:33,571
<i>Entre nous.</i>

396
00:21:33,673 --> 00:21:36,048
No, Mom, there is no <i>entre nous.</i>
We don't have any secrets.

397
00:21:36,150 --> 00:21:37,652
The boys know everything.
You don't have to whisper.

398
00:21:37,754 --> 00:21:39,052
Well, you don't have
to embarrass me.

399
00:21:39,154 --> 00:21:40,152
I just told you
your father doesn't know.

400
00:21:40,254 --> 00:21:41,824
- Okay--
- What doesn't Grandpa know?

401
00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:43,492
That Mom and I are splitting up.

402
00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:44,962
Oh.

403
00:21:45,064 --> 00:21:46,164
Think you should tell him, Dada.

404
00:21:46,266 --> 00:21:47,637
- Great.
- Yes, son, that's up to you.

405
00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:48,740
It's got nothing to do with me.

406
00:21:48,843 --> 00:21:49,971
Yeah, well tell that
to our marriage.

407
00:21:50,073 --> 00:21:51,540
Look how you're going on.

408
00:21:51,642 --> 00:21:54,817
And stop being jealous
of my friendship with Tess.

409
00:21:54,919 --> 00:21:57,285
I adore her. I love her so much.

410
00:21:57,387 --> 00:21:58,891
- Dad! Dad?
- Yeah. I know it. What?

411
00:21:58,994 --> 00:22:00,259
- And you know something?
- Dad!

412
00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:02,536
Look, you two have always
been very different.

413
00:22:02,638 --> 00:22:03,369
Yeah, and you
and Dad are twins?

414
00:22:03,471 --> 00:22:04,740
Dad? Dad?

415
00:22:04,843 --> 00:22:06,337
Your father is an immigrant
to this country.

416
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:08,274
- I know that.
- And I've always been a woman

417
00:22:08,376 --> 00:22:09,652
who wants the taste
of the exotic.

418
00:22:09,754 --> 00:22:11,414
- And that's what makes it work.
- Mom! Jesus, Mom.

419
00:22:11,516 --> 00:22:12,423
I'm just saying this
in front of the children...

420
00:22:12,526 --> 00:22:13,959
Can I have another apple juice?

421
00:22:14,061 --> 00:22:15,156
- I already said no.
- ...because there's no secrets,

422
00:22:15,258 --> 00:22:18,195
- so... Just pick a lane, okay?
- I know.

423
00:22:18,297 --> 00:22:20,103
- Why not?
- For crying out loud.

424
00:22:20,805 --> 00:22:21,836
Felix, it's your turn.

425
00:22:21,939 --> 00:22:23,580
Mom, do you have any...

426
00:22:23,682 --> 00:22:25,108
Do you have any more
of those juice boxes?

427
00:22:25,210 --> 00:22:27,048
Your father drank them all.

428
00:22:27,150 --> 00:22:29,052
It's got little pretzels on it.

429
00:22:29,154 --> 00:22:31,054
They're all individual pretzels?

430
00:22:31,156 --> 00:22:32,664
They all started individual,

431
00:22:32,767 --> 00:22:34,993
and then I, uh, glued
most of them together.

432
00:22:35,095 --> 00:22:36,164
Oh, oh.

433
00:22:36,266 --> 00:22:37,798
There's one or two separate.

434
00:22:37,901 --> 00:22:39,377
And you have the mustard
and the ketchup there, too.

435
00:22:39,479 --> 00:22:40,479
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

436
00:22:40,581 --> 00:22:42,043
But the guy's got the day off.

437
00:22:42,145 --> 00:22:43,445
You know?

438
00:22:43,547 --> 00:22:44,850
He's got the day off
like the rest of the town.

439
00:22:44,953 --> 00:22:46,826
Everybody's taking today off.

440
00:22:47,696 --> 00:22:49,832
She thinks I don't know,
but I know.

441
00:22:50,435 --> 00:22:51,827
Here, put that there.

442
00:22:51,931 --> 00:22:52,695
And, uh...

443
00:22:54,377 --> 00:22:55,944
For me, it's no big deal.

444
00:22:56,881 --> 00:22:59,750
Well, it is kind
of a big deal, Dad.

445
00:22:59,852 --> 00:23:01,145
I think that we're
gonna get divorced.

446
00:23:01,247 --> 00:23:03,017
Ah, okay. Slow down.

447
00:23:03,119 --> 00:23:05,259
Slow down.

448
00:23:07,030 --> 00:23:08,897
Clean your plates everyone.

449
00:23:09,399 --> 00:23:10,935
Grandma,
do you have any Jell-O?

450
00:23:11,304 --> 00:23:12,812
- In the fridge.
- Okay.

451
00:23:14,807 --> 00:23:17,017
That's not what's
going on. Nobody cheated.

452
00:23:17,119 --> 00:23:19,524
Yeah, well,
so what is the problem then?

453
00:23:19,626 --> 00:23:20,388
I don't know, it's...

454
00:23:22,564 --> 00:23:23,764
...complicated.

455
00:23:23,866 --> 00:23:25,068
It's complicated.

456
00:23:27,005 --> 00:23:28,503
You don't have to tell me that.

457
00:25:28,446 --> 00:25:30,683
Is Dada going to be okay?

458
00:25:31,153 --> 00:25:33,520
Of course. What do you mean?

459
00:25:33,622 --> 00:25:36,763
I don't know,
he's just out there. On his own.

460
00:25:36,865 --> 00:25:38,100
But he's not alone.

461
00:25:38,202 --> 00:25:40,434
He loves when you boys
stay with him.

462
00:25:40,536 --> 00:25:43,304
- But he sleeps on the couch.
- Huh?

463
00:25:43,406 --> 00:25:44,911
We sleep in his bed.

464
00:25:45,013 --> 00:25:46,515
Yeah, it's awesome.

465
00:25:47,049 --> 00:25:48,090
Great.

466
00:26:07,862 --> 00:26:10,233
For fuck's sake.

467
00:26:15,339 --> 00:26:17,037
Hey there, I'm Alex Novak.

468
00:26:17,882 --> 00:26:19,111
How you doing tonight?

469
00:26:19,780 --> 00:26:22,150
Once again I didn't want
to pay the 15 bucks,

470
00:26:22,252 --> 00:26:24,294
so... here I am.

471
00:26:26,768 --> 00:26:28,297
No, I'm joking, and...

472
00:26:28,399 --> 00:26:30,363
No, no, no, I'm joking. I, uh...

473
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:33,537
I didn't pay last time, but
I was willing to pay this time,

474
00:26:33,639 --> 00:26:34,644
but I wanted to, uh...

475
00:26:36,285 --> 00:26:38,713
I said, uh,
I wanted to have fun.

476
00:26:38,815 --> 00:26:39,957
Wanted to have fun here tonight.

477
00:26:40,059 --> 00:26:41,460
Anybody else wanna have fun?

478
00:26:42,092 --> 00:26:43,662
Yeah?

479
00:26:43,764 --> 00:26:46,237
You know, I recently got fired.

480
00:26:46,339 --> 00:26:49,002
It's the fucking fifth time
I've been fired.

481
00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:52,176
I've only had three jobs.

482
00:26:55,657 --> 00:26:58,320
That means I've gotten fired
from two jobs fucking twice.

483
00:27:00,363 --> 00:27:01,431
Funny how things change...

484
00:27:01,533 --> 00:27:02,563
Bathroom's straight down
and to the right.

485
00:27:02,665 --> 00:27:04,031
No, I think I'm next on the...

486
00:27:04,134 --> 00:27:04,939
How things
become cool and uncool.

487
00:27:05,041 --> 00:27:06,108
They called my name.

488
00:27:06,212 --> 00:27:08,373
I drive a Tesla.

489
00:27:08,476 --> 00:27:09,450
And, um...

490
00:27:11,087 --> 00:27:12,255
I just have one question.

491
00:27:12,357 --> 00:27:15,655
Can you stop keying
my fucking car?

492
00:27:15,757 --> 00:27:17,431
So, a couple months into it,

493
00:27:17,534 --> 00:27:21,033
they bring my folks in
for like a parent's day.

494
00:27:21,135 --> 00:27:23,674
They kind of catch them up
on our progress, you know?

495
00:27:23,776 --> 00:27:26,212
I'm-- I'm a teenager
at this point and, uh...

496
00:27:26,848 --> 00:27:29,418
So they come in and,
and Pete says, you know,

497
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:30,853
"Alex has been great.

498
00:27:30,956 --> 00:27:32,394
He's opened up,
and this is what's going on,

499
00:27:32,496 --> 00:27:33,924
and this is how
he feels about this

500
00:27:34,026 --> 00:27:36,565
and this dynamic
that's going on at home."

501
00:27:36,668 --> 00:27:38,567
My parents just kind of listen.

502
00:27:39,103 --> 00:27:41,608
We're driving home,
little while later.

503
00:27:41,711 --> 00:27:43,076
And I remember this so clearly.

504
00:27:43,179 --> 00:27:46,522
I was in the back seat
of my mom's station wagon.

505
00:27:46,624 --> 00:27:47,987
But my dad was driving.
Doesn't matter.

506
00:27:48,089 --> 00:27:49,792
If my Dad was in the car,
he was always driving,

507
00:27:49,894 --> 00:27:52,369
even though it was
my mom's station wagon.

508
00:27:52,472 --> 00:27:55,839
And I remember her being
in the passenger seat

509
00:27:55,941 --> 00:27:59,518
and spinning around,
and looking at me and saying,

510
00:28:00,522 --> 00:28:03,252
"How dare you tell this stranger
all our family secrets."

511
00:28:06,258 --> 00:28:09,129
And I was like,
"You made go talk to the guy.

512
00:28:09,232 --> 00:28:12,110
You literally paid the guy
to listen to the problem.

513
00:28:12,213 --> 00:28:14,674
You set this up.
You drove me there."

514
00:28:14,777 --> 00:28:15,950
That's insane.

515
00:28:16,052 --> 00:28:17,344
That would be like...

516
00:28:18,414 --> 00:28:19,650
That would be like--
That'd be like your partner

517
00:28:19,752 --> 00:28:21,695
driving you to an orgy...

518
00:28:23,396 --> 00:28:24,763
...and then saying,

519
00:28:24,866 --> 00:28:27,002
"I can't believe
you fucked all those people."

520
00:28:29,006 --> 00:28:31,482
"That was the point
of being there in the--

521
00:28:31,584 --> 00:28:35,084
You knew where I was going.
I was naked in the car."

522
00:28:36,819 --> 00:28:38,494
Anyway, uh, this is, uh...

523
00:28:38,596 --> 00:28:39,756
Boy, this is starting
to actually get good

524
00:28:39,858 --> 00:28:41,125
and now my time is up.

525
00:28:41,229 --> 00:28:43,135
This is so awesome.
I will see you next time.

526
00:28:44,941 --> 00:28:46,676
Same place. I'm coming back.
We'll meet here, all right?

527
00:28:46,778 --> 00:28:48,278
We'll all meet here.
All right, I've been Alex Novak.

528
00:28:48,380 --> 00:28:49,677
Thank you so much.

529
00:28:49,779 --> 00:28:51,588
Sad guy, you hanging out?

530
00:28:51,690 --> 00:28:53,182
Everyone's hanging out
in the back booth to the right.

531
00:28:53,285 --> 00:28:54,361
We got
some actually funny people

532
00:28:54,463 --> 00:28:56,088
- coming to the stage next.
- Okay, thank you.

533
00:28:56,190 --> 00:28:57,397
Good.
It takes the pressure off.

534
00:28:57,500 --> 00:28:58,769
That's how I feel about my dog.

535
00:28:58,872 --> 00:28:59,930
Hey.

536
00:29:00,032 --> 00:29:01,266
- Cool to sit down here?
- Yeah.

537
00:29:01,368 --> 00:29:03,168
- Look who's back.
- Just talked to Rolo upstairs.

538
00:29:03,271 --> 00:29:04,907
Hey, I remember you
from my-- Yeah.

539
00:29:05,009 --> 00:29:07,353
- What up? Dan. What up?
- Alex.

540
00:29:07,455 --> 00:29:09,683
How'd it go?
I'm surprised you back.

541
00:29:09,785 --> 00:29:10,687
- Really?
- Yeah.

542
00:29:10,789 --> 00:29:12,129
- That bad?
- Yeah, I mean...

543
00:29:12,232 --> 00:29:13,565
- It wasn't bad.
- It wasn't.

544
00:29:13,667 --> 00:29:15,029
- What do you even do?
- Just say it.

545
00:29:15,131 --> 00:29:16,499
- He's gonna ask for a job.
- Come on, what is it?

546
00:29:16,601 --> 00:29:18,003
I work in finance.

547
00:29:18,105 --> 00:29:19,273
If you wanna do it again,
I'll tell you the website.

548
00:29:19,375 --> 00:29:20,510
Just DM me.

549
00:29:20,612 --> 00:29:22,015
- All right.
- Yeah. Just...

550
00:29:22,551 --> 00:29:24,846
All the mics in the city,
badsaliva.com.

551
00:29:24,948 --> 00:29:26,717
And just, keep going up.

552
00:29:27,554 --> 00:29:29,697
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You gotta
go up five, six times a week.

553
00:29:31,269 --> 00:29:32,502
- Yeah.
- Five or six times?

554
00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:34,271
No, sometimes we go
five a night.

555
00:29:34,374 --> 00:29:35,641
On long nights, yeah.

556
00:29:35,743 --> 00:29:36,873
If you have like a bit
you wanna work out,

557
00:29:36,975 --> 00:29:38,549
you go five times
by the end of the night.

558
00:29:38,651 --> 00:29:40,646
You got a spot.
Five minutes around the corner.

559
00:29:40,748 --> 00:29:42,016
- I'm Alex.
- Lovely.

560
00:29:42,119 --> 00:29:43,523
That's the manager,
and this is the one--

561
00:29:43,625 --> 00:29:44,725
- Oh.
- So, yeah, I have--

562
00:29:44,827 --> 00:29:46,331
Don't make eye contact
with her. Jesus.

563
00:29:46,433 --> 00:29:47,762
- Yeah, look down.
- Shut up.

564
00:29:47,864 --> 00:29:49,162
- I have four rooms.
- Sorry.

565
00:29:49,264 --> 00:29:51,666
You can see downstairs
where you just were.

566
00:29:51,768 --> 00:29:52,838
Yeah.

567
00:29:53,073 --> 00:29:54,204
Stop showing off
in front of your friend

568
00:29:54,307 --> 00:29:55,542
with Laverne
and Shirley back there.

569
00:29:55,644 --> 00:29:57,079
Fuck you!

570
00:29:57,181 --> 00:29:58,914
- We got jobs.
- I'm Laverne. I'm Laverne.

571
00:29:59,016 --> 00:30:00,158
What's your name again?

572
00:30:00,260 --> 00:30:01,989
- Alex.
- Alex, come here.

573
00:30:02,091 --> 00:30:03,856
- Hey man, that's my white slave.
- Shut up.

574
00:30:05,129 --> 00:30:06,304
You can have him.
Take him.

575
00:30:06,407 --> 00:30:08,272
Come talk
to some real comedians.

576
00:30:08,375 --> 00:30:09,510
What's up, man?

577
00:30:09,612 --> 00:30:11,208
Yo, you hold my pocket
when we leave.

578
00:30:13,578 --> 00:30:16,115
You can't treat comedy
like prison, man, Dan.

579
00:30:16,217 --> 00:30:17,727
He's <i>Scared Straight</i> -ing him.

580
00:30:17,829 --> 00:30:19,790
- Dan, don't <i>Scared Straight</i> him.
- He's scared straight.

581
00:30:19,892 --> 00:30:21,394
He's scared white.

582
00:30:21,496 --> 00:30:23,099
You gonna be all right.
How often are you getting up?

583
00:30:23,201 --> 00:30:25,642
I don't know, man.
Tonight was my second time.

584
00:30:25,745 --> 00:30:27,071
I put it to you like,
my pop used to let me

585
00:30:27,173 --> 00:30:28,947
watch <i>Def Jam</i> when I was six,

586
00:30:29,049 --> 00:30:31,479
but he would act like he
was telling me not to watch it.

587
00:30:31,581 --> 00:30:34,121
"Hey, me and your stepmom
are watchin' the program.

588
00:30:34,223 --> 00:30:36,666
It's on HBO. Go upstairs
and watch something else."

589
00:30:36,768 --> 00:30:38,368
And then wink at me.
And I'll be like, "Oh, shit."

590
00:30:38,470 --> 00:30:40,537
I actually got caught by my dad.

591
00:30:40,639 --> 00:30:42,202
I was trying to watch porn.

592
00:30:42,304 --> 00:30:43,776
You know, like, the,
the late night HBO,

593
00:30:43,878 --> 00:30:45,475
the <i>Taxicab Confessions</i>
or whatever.

594
00:30:45,577 --> 00:30:47,381
- Oh, yeah. <i>Real Sex.</i>
- I was trying to watch porn,

595
00:30:47,483 --> 00:30:50,716
and it was <i>Def Comedy Jam,</i>
and I saw Greer Barnes on stage

596
00:30:50,818 --> 00:30:53,155
doing a joke about Mike Tyson
and Arnold Schwarzenegger

597
00:30:53,257 --> 00:30:54,498
sharing a jail cell together.

598
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:56,132
I was dying laughing,

599
00:30:56,234 --> 00:30:58,072
and I asked my dad,
I was like, "Is that a job?"

600
00:30:58,174 --> 00:31:00,538
And he was like, "Yeah.
You gotta go to college first."

601
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:02,517
- Been doing jokes ever since.
- Gotta get up everyday.

602
00:31:02,619 --> 00:31:04,880
Open that diary,
Anne Frank. Get to it.

603
00:31:04,982 --> 00:31:06,283
What? What's wrong?

604
00:31:06,387 --> 00:31:07,828
You guys just
write stuff down all day?

605
00:31:07,930 --> 00:31:09,531
I said to open up his diary
if he gonna write any jokes.

606
00:31:09,633 --> 00:31:10,990
- You gotta write.
- Work on your craft.

607
00:31:11,092 --> 00:31:13,233
You gotta write.

608
00:31:28,763 --> 00:31:31,941
Just-- I was just watching CNN,
and they say it's official,

609
00:31:33,336 --> 00:31:35,105
according to scientists...

610
00:31:35,642 --> 00:31:38,145
No. According to scientists,
it's official,

611
00:31:38,247 --> 00:31:39,715
guys get hotter with age.

612
00:31:40,953 --> 00:31:42,523
Big win.

613
00:31:42,625 --> 00:31:44,859
Then we convinced them,
you know what's really hot?

614
00:31:44,961 --> 00:31:45,870
Dad bods.

615
00:31:46,837 --> 00:31:48,037
You kiddin' me? We're on a roll.

616
00:31:48,140 --> 00:31:49,777
It's like, we're playing
with house money now.

617
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:51,978
What else--
What else can we get away with?

618
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:54,117
You know what's super hot?
Being poor.

619
00:32:11,789 --> 00:32:13,387
- He stole it.
- You can't take--

620
00:32:13,490 --> 00:32:14,657
- Hello. Good morning. Hi.
- He doesn't even need it.

621
00:32:14,759 --> 00:32:15,594
- Hey. Hi.
- Hey.

622
00:32:15,696 --> 00:32:16,927
Hey. Look who's here?

623
00:32:17,030 --> 00:32:18,228
- Hi, guys! Hi! Hi, guys.
- Dad?

624
00:32:18,330 --> 00:32:19,671
I thought Mom
was taking us to school.

625
00:32:19,773 --> 00:32:20,937
- Yeah, me too.
- Yeah, I know.

626
00:32:21,039 --> 00:32:22,975
But maybe
there's a surprise outside

627
00:32:23,077 --> 00:32:24,611
and maybe this
has something to do with it.

628
00:32:24,713 --> 00:32:25,813
Is that a new car?

629
00:32:25,915 --> 00:32:26,949
I don't know if the term "car"

630
00:32:27,051 --> 00:32:28,149
really does it
any kind of justice.

631
00:32:28,251 --> 00:32:29,517
- Alex.
- Let's go. It's right outside.

632
00:32:29,619 --> 00:32:30,517
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Come check it out.

633
00:32:30,619 --> 00:32:31,317
Hold on!
We're eating breakfast here.

634
00:32:31,419 --> 00:32:32,524
Come on, here we go.

635
00:32:34,130 --> 00:32:35,865
- This is sick.
- Look at that!

636
00:32:35,967 --> 00:32:37,568
Oh, wait, wait, wait.

637
00:32:37,670 --> 00:32:38,910
- Hey! Hold on a second!
- Whoa, this is cool.

638
00:32:39,012 --> 00:32:40,241
- Hang on. Let me get your mom.
- Whoa. This is cool.

639
00:32:40,343 --> 00:32:42,576
- What? What did you do?
- I am gonna immortalize

640
00:32:42,678 --> 00:32:45,249
the first moment that you
lay eyes on this beauty.

641
00:32:45,351 --> 00:32:46,750
This is not
how it's gonna work.

642
00:32:46,852 --> 00:32:48,420
Look at this thing.
This gives you the morning off.

643
00:32:48,523 --> 00:32:50,593
From what?
The morning off from what?

644
00:32:50,695 --> 00:32:52,334
I don't know. The Olympics
are here in two years.

645
00:32:52,436 --> 00:32:53,696
What?

646
00:32:53,798 --> 00:32:54,774
Who knows
what you're capable of?

647
00:32:54,876 --> 00:32:56,206
- What did you say?
- All right.

648
00:32:56,409 --> 00:32:59,346
The fucking Olympics?
Does he think that's funny?

649
00:33:00,012 --> 00:33:01,347
Fuck him.

650
00:33:01,449 --> 00:33:03,487
I mean, does he think
this is about me?

651
00:33:04,661 --> 00:33:06,427
No, 'cause it's not.

652
00:33:07,331 --> 00:33:10,237
No, he didn't say it.
He never says anything.

653
00:33:10,807 --> 00:33:12,235
I mean, isn't that typical?

654
00:33:12,505 --> 00:33:14,905
My God, you should know,
you're his mom!

655
00:33:16,044 --> 00:33:17,151
Marilyn!

656
00:33:17,921 --> 00:33:19,313
- Hey.
- I rang the doorbell.

657
00:33:19,415 --> 00:33:21,450
I hate the phone.

658
00:33:21,553 --> 00:33:22,963
I just wanted to see you.

659
00:33:23,065 --> 00:33:24,195
- Come inside. You're sweet.
- No, no, no.

660
00:33:24,297 --> 00:33:25,800
Jan doesn't even know
I left the house.

661
00:33:25,902 --> 00:33:27,032
I gotta get right back.

662
00:33:27,134 --> 00:33:29,004
- Okay.
- I just...

663
00:33:29,106 --> 00:33:30,369
You're both in shock.

664
00:33:30,471 --> 00:33:31,842
- Yeah.
- That's all.

665
00:33:31,945 --> 00:33:33,081
It's okay.

666
00:33:33,183 --> 00:33:34,918
And I just wanted
to tell you one thing.

667
00:33:35,020 --> 00:33:37,226
- Okay.
- Well, two things.

668
00:33:37,328 --> 00:33:38,391
One...

669
00:33:40,558 --> 00:33:43,798
Give yourself the grace...

670
00:33:44,775 --> 00:33:46,440
to feel what you feel.

671
00:33:47,371 --> 00:33:48,812
Unfiltered.

672
00:33:48,914 --> 00:33:50,448
And number two...

673
00:33:52,089 --> 00:33:54,393
The Olympics are here
in two years.

674
00:33:54,495 --> 00:33:55,991
Oh, my God.

675
00:33:56,093 --> 00:33:57,727
Marilyn, fuck you!

676
00:34:00,135 --> 00:34:01,737
- But I get it.
- Do you?

677
00:34:01,839 --> 00:34:02,808
I get it.

678
00:34:02,910 --> 00:34:04,906
I think so. Come here.

679
00:34:08,582 --> 00:34:09,556
Are you gonna start fucking?

680
00:34:09,658 --> 00:34:10,423
Immediately.

681
00:34:10,525 --> 00:34:12,025
Yes!

682
00:34:12,128 --> 00:34:13,698
New dick. That's what you need.

683
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:15,127
Some new deep dickin' too.

684
00:34:15,229 --> 00:34:16,429
No pity fucks.

685
00:34:16,531 --> 00:34:18,207
Maybe that's what you need.

686
00:34:18,309 --> 00:34:20,070
It's like the one good thing
Balls and I have left.

687
00:34:20,172 --> 00:34:21,170
Really?

688
00:34:21,607 --> 00:34:23,348
Y'all ever fuck sober?

689
00:34:23,450 --> 00:34:25,347
No. I hate him too much
to be able to do that.

690
00:34:25,449 --> 00:34:26,653
Well, that's a red flag.

691
00:34:27,461 --> 00:34:28,524
No duh.

692
00:34:28,894 --> 00:34:30,528
Hey.

693
00:34:31,398 --> 00:34:33,270
I'm gonna play
for a club team, again.

694
00:34:34,837 --> 00:34:37,443
And I've been reaching out
to people about coaching.

695
00:34:38,212 --> 00:34:40,781
- I just worry.
- About what?

696
00:34:41,284 --> 00:34:43,748
Look, you have a full life.

697
00:34:44,251 --> 00:34:47,225
You're not defined by this
one amazing thing you did.

698
00:34:47,327 --> 00:34:49,264
So, I just hope...

699
00:34:49,901 --> 00:34:53,945
that enough time has passed that
you can re-enter this world,

700
00:34:54,047 --> 00:34:55,775
without giving it
too much meaning.

701
00:34:55,877 --> 00:34:57,445
Yeah, but I'm not gonna
be able to do that

702
00:34:57,547 --> 00:34:58,789
now that you said it out loud.

703
00:34:58,891 --> 00:35:00,354
I'm just reminding you, babe,

704
00:35:00,456 --> 00:35:01,891
you have done
other amazing things.

705
00:35:01,993 --> 00:35:02,828
Like?

706
00:35:02,930 --> 00:35:04,765
Like being a mother.

707
00:35:04,867 --> 00:35:06,336
Like this house.

708
00:35:06,438 --> 00:35:09,067
I don't give a fuck
about volleyball. You're great.

709
00:35:30,678 --> 00:35:31,849
Come on, puppies.

710
00:35:33,319 --> 00:35:34,590
Come on, babies.

711
00:35:36,223 --> 00:35:38,459
Come on, Charlie.
Charlie, come to me.

712
00:35:38,561 --> 00:35:40,272
Come, Charlie. Yeah.

713
00:35:40,906 --> 00:35:42,507
Yes, baby.

714
00:35:44,243 --> 00:35:45,348
Come on. Come on.

715
00:35:46,278 --> 00:35:47,551
Yeah.

716
00:36:03,282 --> 00:36:05,252
- Don't move.
- Hi, Mom.

717
00:36:05,354 --> 00:36:07,018
- Hey.
- Are you lice free yet?

718
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:09,490
- Yeah, I mean, I got it, but...
- Mom. Mom, mom, mom!

719
00:36:09,827 --> 00:36:11,758
This guy's good.
I'm just checking this guy.

720
00:36:12,294 --> 00:36:13,802
We're probably gonna have
to check each other.

721
00:36:13,904 --> 00:36:15,368
- He's gonna give you lice.
- Ew, that's disgusting.

722
00:36:15,470 --> 00:36:17,244
I gotta see if we...

723
00:36:17,346 --> 00:36:19,039
I can't tell if that's
dandruff or...

724
00:36:19,141 --> 00:36:20,914
You got
some more paper towels?

725
00:36:21,016 --> 00:36:23,081
I do have more paper towels.
Just did a Costco run.

726
00:36:23,184 --> 00:36:24,788
There should some
in the bedroom in the back.

727
00:36:24,890 --> 00:36:26,253
All right.

728
00:36:26,355 --> 00:36:27,496
- Dad, why do you have--
- See what I mean?

729
00:36:27,598 --> 00:36:28,993
Why are they
in a doctor's office?

730
00:36:29,095 --> 00:36:32,036
So, you...
using our old armoire?

731
00:36:33,107 --> 00:36:35,279
Yeah, I took it out of storage
until I get some more furniture.

732
00:36:35,381 --> 00:36:36,378
Why, you want me
to put it back?

733
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:38,014
Immediately.

734
00:36:38,116 --> 00:36:40,357
No, it's just that hadn't talked
about that kind of stuff.

735
00:36:40,460 --> 00:36:42,420
Yeah. Sorry. Probably
should have asked first.

736
00:36:42,523 --> 00:36:43,960
It's fine.

737
00:36:45,030 --> 00:36:47,362
So, what do you think
about your new style?

738
00:36:47,464 --> 00:36:48,703
You know what,
I gotta get more paper towels.

739
00:36:48,806 --> 00:36:49,870
I think we should
just go with this.

740
00:36:49,972 --> 00:36:50,771
- All the time.
- Don't move. Don't move.

741
00:36:50,873 --> 00:36:52,372
- All right?
- Don't move.

742
00:36:52,474 --> 00:36:52,948
You're lice-free,
and we'll just keep this look.

743
00:36:57,853 --> 00:36:59,321
I think I might have lice.

744
00:36:59,423 --> 00:37:00,994
Hmm.

745
00:37:01,096 --> 00:37:03,028
Any-- Aren't you seeing it
jump off me? Why are you--

746
00:37:03,130 --> 00:37:04,435
Yeah, let's get you
in the chair.

747
00:37:04,537 --> 00:37:06,004
I think that's what we gotta do.

748
00:37:06,106 --> 00:37:07,539
Yeah, you look--
One just crawled in between--

749
00:37:07,641 --> 00:37:09,216
- No--
- Mom's pregnant.

750
00:37:09,318 --> 00:37:10,314
- You are so pregnant.
- What?

751
00:37:10,416 --> 00:37:11,714
You hooked up with a bug.

752
00:37:11,817 --> 00:37:13,588
- All right, guys, enough.
- Guys.

753
00:37:13,690 --> 00:37:14,987
But Dad, that's how
you said you get lice.

754
00:37:15,090 --> 00:37:16,596
- Yeah... yeah.
- Oh, is that how you said it?

755
00:37:16,698 --> 00:37:19,269
No. It's bec-- It was a joke,
because the video said

756
00:37:19,371 --> 00:37:20,464
we're looking
for baby eggs, all right?

757
00:37:20,566 --> 00:37:21,803
It was a joke.

758
00:37:21,905 --> 00:37:23,302
- Did you hook up with a bug?
- No.

759
00:37:23,404 --> 00:37:25,604
- Well, you've got lice so...
- Yeah, you did.

760
00:37:25,706 --> 00:37:27,584
<i>- You hooked up with a bug</i>
- You promised not to tell them.

761
00:37:27,686 --> 00:37:29,854
- You have lice, too.
- Yeah, sorry. I couldn't resist.

762
00:37:29,956 --> 00:37:31,193
All right, you know what?
You guys need to rehearse.

763
00:37:31,295 --> 00:37:32,956
- Let's go. Let's go.
- Okay.

764
00:37:33,058 --> 00:37:34,456
- Get busy.
- I already know it.

765
00:37:34,558 --> 00:37:36,732
- Keep the volume down, too.
- Turn the volume up? Okay.

766
00:37:36,835 --> 00:37:38,200
No, not up.
Keep the volume down.

767
00:37:38,302 --> 00:37:38,999
Dad, do you know where
the loudspeaker is?

768
00:37:39,101 --> 00:37:40,168
I'm serious about the volume.

769
00:37:40,270 --> 00:37:41,844
So you're really
not seeing anything?

770
00:37:41,946 --> 00:37:44,412
- There's no little bites or...
- I don't think so.

771
00:37:45,049 --> 00:37:46,554
To be honest, just looking--

772
00:37:46,656 --> 00:37:48,118
Now, it's making me itch.
I think I--

773
00:37:48,220 --> 00:37:49,387
I must have it.
Would you check me?

774
00:37:50,097 --> 00:37:51,226
Sure.

775
00:37:53,330 --> 00:37:54,967
You can get
like little bites or...

776
00:37:55,069 --> 00:37:57,010
Yeah, make sure to really check.

777
00:37:57,112 --> 00:37:58,481
Yeah.

778
00:37:58,583 --> 00:38:00,277
"Under Pressure"?

779
00:38:01,386 --> 00:38:03,219
Oh. That's what that is.

780
00:38:04,593 --> 00:38:05,992
You didn't recognize it?

781
00:38:06,094 --> 00:38:08,264
No. The first 40 million times
I didn't recognize it.

782
00:38:08,366 --> 00:38:09,967
They're obsessed.

783
00:38:10,503 --> 00:38:11,670
It's all they talk about.

784
00:38:11,772 --> 00:38:13,236
That performance
is so far from now too.

785
00:38:13,338 --> 00:38:15,410
I wonder where they get
their work ethic from.

786
00:38:15,512 --> 00:38:17,212
Mm. Poor boys.

787
00:38:18,256 --> 00:38:20,085
Just check one more in here.

788
00:38:24,194 --> 00:38:28,641
I'm gonna dip my toe
into the coaching world.

789
00:38:30,975 --> 00:38:32,440
Is that why you were
in the city?

790
00:38:33,411 --> 00:38:35,655
No. I was in the city
'cause you called me.

791
00:38:37,121 --> 00:38:38,956
Oh. I just figured
you were in the city,

792
00:38:39,058 --> 00:38:40,695
because you said
you'd come right over.

793
00:38:40,797 --> 00:38:42,897
Yeah. I wanted to see
the halfway house

794
00:38:42,999 --> 00:38:44,640
our kids are living in
part time.

795
00:38:44,742 --> 00:38:46,241
I'm glad you got
the vibe that I'm going for.

796
00:38:46,343 --> 00:38:47,637
Yeah, you did great.

797
00:38:48,374 --> 00:38:51,345
I haven't talked
to any programs yet, just...

798
00:38:54,394 --> 00:38:55,693
I think that's great.

799
00:38:55,796 --> 00:38:57,589
Any program would die
to have you, I'm sure.

800
00:38:58,299 --> 00:38:59,670
Yeah.

801
00:39:00,240 --> 00:39:01,300
I think it's great, too.

802
00:39:03,874 --> 00:39:06,046
Um, I think you're good.

803
00:39:07,153 --> 00:39:08,578
Good. Okay.

804
00:39:09,821 --> 00:39:11,187
Do you wanna
take a shower with--

805
00:39:11,289 --> 00:39:13,625
and rinse off with some of that
special shampoo?

806
00:39:13,727 --> 00:39:14,760
Oh, oh...

807
00:39:14,863 --> 00:39:15,629
- Might as well.
- Yeah.

808
00:39:15,731 --> 00:39:16,967
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

809
00:39:17,069 --> 00:39:18,601
Bathroom's right down there
on the left.

810
00:40:04,797 --> 00:40:06,232
You got this.

811
00:40:07,873 --> 00:40:09,308
So I read
that the number one

812
00:40:09,410 --> 00:40:10,501
fantasy for guys...

813
00:40:10,603 --> 00:40:11,413
- Can I help you?
- Hey, man.

814
00:40:11,515 --> 00:40:12,916
Yeah, I'm here for the open mic.

815
00:40:13,018 --> 00:40:14,514
Yeah, right here. Just write
your name down there.

816
00:40:14,616 --> 00:40:15,484
Okay.

817
00:40:15,586 --> 00:40:16,620
You're next.

818
00:40:16,855 --> 00:40:17,992
- I'm next?
- Yup, be ready.

819
00:40:18,756 --> 00:40:19,960
Fuck.

820
00:40:20,062 --> 00:40:21,058
I'm getting the light,
so I gotta go.

821
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:22,292
Oh, the light. The light.

822
00:40:22,394 --> 00:40:23,633
The light. Yeah, the light.

823
00:40:37,165 --> 00:40:38,901
Ladies and gentlemen...

824
00:40:42,273 --> 00:40:43,568
<i>- Yo, man. What's up?
- Hey.</i>

825
00:40:43,670 --> 00:40:44,843
I was actually hoping
that I could just,

826
00:40:44,946 --> 00:40:46,210
you know,
watch and hang tonight?

827
00:40:46,312 --> 00:40:48,712
- Yeah.
- Yeah? I got 15 bucks on me.

828
00:40:48,814 --> 00:40:51,460
Nah. Keep your 15 bucks.
Get yourself something nice.

829
00:40:51,562 --> 00:40:53,196
- Go on in.
- Thanks, man.

830
00:40:53,298 --> 00:40:55,792
You got it-- Just... Yeah, just
finish that before you go in.

831
00:40:56,868 --> 00:40:58,263
- Finish it?
- Yeah.

832
00:40:59,301 --> 00:41:01,539
- Hey.
- Hey.

833
00:41:01,641 --> 00:41:02,674
- There he is.
- Make yourself comfortable.

834
00:41:03,386 --> 00:41:04,777
Am I okay here?

835
00:41:04,879 --> 00:41:06,620
- Yeah. No one's sittin' here.
- You're fine.

836
00:41:06,755 --> 00:41:07,849
How was your night?

837
00:41:08,385 --> 00:41:09,727
It was pretty good.

838
00:41:10,130 --> 00:41:12,929
I went and did
a different open mic and...

839
00:41:15,133 --> 00:41:16,436
Yeah.

840
00:41:16,538 --> 00:41:18,010
You know, I've been
doing this for 25 years.

841
00:41:18,112 --> 00:41:19,342
You know what I mean?
And I love it.

842
00:41:19,444 --> 00:41:20,676
I wouldn't wanna be
anywhere else.

843
00:41:20,778 --> 00:41:22,721
But what I like about you
is you're so innocent.

844
00:41:22,823 --> 00:41:23,986
You're not naive,
you're innocent.

845
00:41:24,088 --> 00:41:25,355
And that's why it works.

846
00:41:25,457 --> 00:41:26,854
So that's good.
It comes outta your head,

847
00:41:26,956 --> 00:41:28,264
you put it on a piece of paper,
and you get up there.

848
00:41:28,366 --> 00:41:30,368
It's like therapy.
But, people can relate to that.

849
00:41:30,470 --> 00:41:31,464
- I don't know what it is.
- You don't know anything.

850
00:41:31,566 --> 00:41:33,243
But I just do know
that coming here

851
00:41:33,345 --> 00:41:35,737
- has ended up making me feel...
- Yeah. It's a safe space.

852
00:41:35,839 --> 00:41:36,781
- Well, a lot better.
- Yeah.

853
00:41:37,185 --> 00:41:38,683
You are good--
I mean, you're bad at stand-up,

854
00:41:38,785 --> 00:41:40,254
but you're good.

855
00:41:40,356 --> 00:41:42,787
You have a good heart.
You seem like a pure...

856
00:41:42,889 --> 00:41:44,557
like I believe you that
you just found this thing,

857
00:41:44,659 --> 00:41:46,729
and now you're in love
with stand-up.

858
00:41:46,831 --> 00:41:49,336
Other than the fact that
I'm really insulted, thank you.

859
00:41:49,438 --> 00:41:51,713
But you're bad.
You're really bad.

860
00:41:51,815 --> 00:41:53,048
Okay.

861
00:41:53,151 --> 00:41:54,445
So I was waxing.
It didn't hurt, right?

862
00:41:54,547 --> 00:41:56,284
And then she finished
really quickly,

863
00:41:56,386 --> 00:41:57,784
like I didn't even
know what happened.

864
00:41:57,886 --> 00:42:00,728
And I was like, she goes,
"Your triangle's done." Okay.

865
00:42:01,198 --> 00:42:03,096
"Your triangle's done."

866
00:42:03,198 --> 00:42:04,399
What she gave me...

867
00:42:04,501 --> 00:42:06,274
Okay, wait.
Can I use your napkin?

868
00:42:07,604 --> 00:42:10,445
What I was expecting was this.

869
00:42:10,547 --> 00:42:12,754
This is what,
what I was expecting. Okay?

870
00:42:13,057 --> 00:42:15,818
You see this?
Reasonable. Reasonable.

871
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:18,256
What she gave me...

872
00:42:25,912 --> 00:42:27,009
...is this.

873
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:30,419
- It is ridi-- Look at this.
- No!

874
00:42:30,521 --> 00:42:32,092
Look at what I'm showing you.

875
00:42:32,194 --> 00:42:34,998
I'm not-- This is not--
It is tiny.

876
00:42:35,101 --> 00:42:37,129
Well, I brought
my drink up. Um...

877
00:42:37,765 --> 00:42:39,374
- It's okay.
- Is that all right?

878
00:42:39,476 --> 00:42:41,138
Hang on. Do you guys mind?
I'm gonna put this right here.

879
00:42:41,240 --> 00:42:42,675
Use it!

880
00:42:42,777 --> 00:42:45,313
You okay? I'm watching it,
all right? So, don't--

881
00:42:45,415 --> 00:42:47,184
Oh, please roofie me.

882
00:42:47,286 --> 00:42:48,553
Oh.

883
00:42:48,655 --> 00:42:50,730
Please, I'd love
to get roofie'd tonight.

884
00:42:50,832 --> 00:42:52,659
Please!

885
00:42:53,196 --> 00:42:56,302
Hey, is it true that you do
magic? Is that a true story?

886
00:42:56,404 --> 00:42:58,476
Yes. That is my day job.

887
00:42:58,578 --> 00:43:00,808
One of my kids,
he's obsessed with-with magic.

888
00:43:00,910 --> 00:43:02,448
- Oh, no.
- Yeah, his birthday's coming up,

889
00:43:02,550 --> 00:43:03,683
and his mom's
doing this thing,

890
00:43:03,785 --> 00:43:05,250
and I want to kinda
add something to it.

891
00:43:05,352 --> 00:43:07,558
Would you ever consider doing
something like that? Is that...?

892
00:43:07,660 --> 00:43:09,296
- Uh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah?

893
00:43:09,398 --> 00:43:10,198
- I'd be down. Sure.
- Okay.

894
00:43:16,711 --> 00:43:17,911
The driveway's okay?

895
00:43:20,184 --> 00:43:22,723
Okay in front of the driveway.
They're not going anywhere.

896
00:43:33,049 --> 00:43:34,516
Shit doesn't even look gold.

897
00:43:36,090 --> 00:43:37,324
I should have picked
the balloons.

898
00:43:41,097 --> 00:43:42,896
What?

899
00:43:43,332 --> 00:43:44,700
- Hey!
- Hey. Hey.

900
00:43:44,802 --> 00:43:45,832
What are you doing out here?
The door was open.

901
00:43:45,934 --> 00:43:46,533
I didn't know
what the protocol was.

902
00:43:46,635 --> 00:43:47,903
What? Get in here.

903
00:43:48,006 --> 00:43:50,113
You guys all right?

904
00:43:50,216 --> 00:43:51,549
Wow.

905
00:43:51,651 --> 00:43:53,047
- It's gonna be so good.
- You really went all out.

906
00:43:53,150 --> 00:43:55,426
Hey, will you help me actually
put some more food out?

907
00:43:56,061 --> 00:43:57,623
<i>Crudités</i> in the fridge.

908
00:43:57,725 --> 00:43:59,167
- There's two of 'em.
- Okay.

909
00:43:59,269 --> 00:44:01,094
I just really need the carrots

910
00:44:01,197 --> 00:44:02,802
because they have
not touched one vegetable.

911
00:44:02,904 --> 00:44:06,038
Hi, buddy. Oh, hey. Hi, hi, hi.
You having fun?

912
00:44:06,140 --> 00:44:07,345
- Yeah.
- Yeah? How's the magician?

913
00:44:07,447 --> 00:44:08,611
- Good.
- Yeah?

914
00:44:09,014 --> 00:44:11,057
Your father's sorry
he couldn't make it.

915
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:13,092
- He's on one of his walks.
- Okay.

916
00:44:13,195 --> 00:44:15,829
Hey! There he is.

917
00:44:17,296 --> 00:44:18,769
Hey, Charlie doesn't like
to be picked up.

918
00:44:19,668 --> 00:44:20,936
Is that his name?

919
00:44:21,038 --> 00:44:21,910
Yeah. Did you really
not know Charlie's name?

920
00:44:22,012 --> 00:44:23,315
No.

921
00:44:23,418 --> 00:44:25,017
- After all this time?
- Dude, you look so good.

922
00:44:25,119 --> 00:44:26,288
- For real?
- Yeah, yeah.

923
00:44:26,390 --> 00:44:27,924
Is that-- You look--
Did you lose weight?

924
00:44:28,026 --> 00:44:29,294
Is that a new sweater?

925
00:44:29,396 --> 00:44:31,625
Honestly, no,
I've had this sweater for...

926
00:44:31,728 --> 00:44:33,158
Well, you should
keep wearing it.

927
00:44:33,262 --> 00:44:34,830
It's the guilt
eating away at you, I'm sure.

928
00:44:34,932 --> 00:44:36,171
- The guilt?
- Christine.

929
00:44:36,274 --> 00:44:37,237
- What?
- Don't say that.

930
00:44:37,339 --> 00:44:38,875
What?

931
00:44:38,977 --> 00:44:40,708
Guilt about what? What are you
talking about, Christine?

932
00:44:40,810 --> 00:44:42,077
Is that your name?

933
00:44:42,181 --> 00:44:44,018
Christine, have I done
something to offend you?

934
00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:46,558
Because if I have, or like upset
you or something, then I'm--

935
00:44:46,660 --> 00:44:47,888
No, no, no. You know what?
Forget it.

936
00:44:47,990 --> 00:44:49,123
I'm not going to Oyster Bay.

937
00:44:49,226 --> 00:44:50,001
Don't apologize to me. What?

938
00:44:50,103 --> 00:44:51,104
- Guys.
- Why not?

939
00:44:51,207 --> 00:44:52,436
- It's a birthday party.
- Because.

940
00:44:52,538 --> 00:44:53,836
Go! Run, run, run!

941
00:44:53,938 --> 00:44:55,337
Go Judey, go Judey, go Jude!

942
00:44:57,252 --> 00:44:58,946
Oh, you got my... She got my...

943
00:44:59,048 --> 00:45:00,785
You're gonna be
part of this trick, okay?

944
00:45:00,887 --> 00:45:01,991
- All right.
- Can all three of us do it?

945
00:45:02,093 --> 00:45:03,195
- Yeah.
- Yeah,

946
00:45:03,298 --> 00:45:04,824
all three of you can do it.
Okay.

947
00:45:05,193 --> 00:45:07,565
- I think I took too much.
- Honey. Oh.

948
00:45:09,268 --> 00:45:11,446
I didn't... I didn't know
I was holding the dog.

949
00:45:12,577 --> 00:45:14,114
Well, this is pretty good.

950
00:45:15,018 --> 00:45:17,854
I'm not the reason you're
not coming to Oyster Bay, am I?

951
00:45:19,294 --> 00:45:20,525
Oh, God, no. Not at all.

952
00:45:20,627 --> 00:45:22,090
I mean, 'cause we can all go.

953
00:45:22,192 --> 00:45:23,700
It doesn't have to be awkward.
Right?

954
00:45:23,802 --> 00:45:26,706
No... you mean like it is now?

955
00:45:26,808 --> 00:45:29,645
Hey, sorry that
I just kinda lost it earlier.

956
00:45:29,747 --> 00:45:30,574
I felt really attacked
by all those guys.

957
00:45:30,676 --> 00:45:32,379
Yeah.

958
00:45:32,481 --> 00:45:33,254
I mean, why are we even talking
about Oyster Bay now at all?

959
00:45:33,356 --> 00:45:35,226
- I know.
- It's so far away.

960
00:45:35,329 --> 00:45:36,627
- They're crazy.
- Those guys,

961
00:45:36,729 --> 00:45:37,855
you know they're psychos
when it comes to planning.

962
00:45:37,957 --> 00:45:39,929
Yes.

963
00:45:40,032 --> 00:45:42,569
All I know is we made
a couple wonderful boys.

964
00:45:42,671 --> 00:45:44,104
Right?

965
00:45:44,704 --> 00:45:45,846
Yeah.

966
00:45:48,081 --> 00:45:53,361
<i>♪ Happy birthday, dear Jude ♪</i>

967
00:45:53,463 --> 00:45:58,038
<i>♪ Happy birthday to you ♪</i>

968
00:46:47,298 --> 00:46:50,138
- You got it all over you.
- I know! I--

969
00:46:50,708 --> 00:46:52,643
You got it all over you, too.

970
00:46:53,245 --> 00:46:55,415
What does that have to do
with, like, opening wine?

971
00:46:55,517 --> 00:46:56,845
- Hi.
- Hi.

972
00:46:57,449 --> 00:46:58,525
Thank you so much for coming.

973
00:46:58,627 --> 00:46:59,126
Thank you so much
for having me.

974
00:46:59,228 --> 00:47:00,587
You were awesome.

975
00:47:00,689 --> 00:47:01,896
- Yeah, I really appreciate it.
- The kids loved it.

976
00:47:01,998 --> 00:47:02,695
- Hey, that was amazing.
- Thank you. Thank you.

977
00:47:02,797 --> 00:47:03,731
Oh. My balance is off.

978
00:47:03,834 --> 00:47:04,933
- Nice to meet you.
- You okay?

979
00:47:05,035 --> 00:47:05,500
- This is my buddy.
- Nice to meet you.

980
00:47:05,602 --> 00:47:06,471
Balls.

981
00:47:06,573 --> 00:47:07,945
- Balls?
- Yeah.

982
00:47:08,047 --> 00:47:09,510
Cool. Okay.

983
00:47:09,612 --> 00:47:10,480
Happens every time.

984
00:47:10,582 --> 00:47:11,719
Don't make my mom do that.

985
00:47:13,248 --> 00:47:15,426
- What happens every time?
- Nothin'.

986
00:47:15,528 --> 00:47:16,663
Okay, what's the deal?

987
00:47:18,394 --> 00:47:19,866
You mean with
why you still have that beard

988
00:47:19,968 --> 00:47:21,164
even though the play's
been over for two months?

989
00:47:21,267 --> 00:47:22,868
I can't choose
when the character leaves me.

990
00:47:22,970 --> 00:47:24,236
Characters, you mean.

991
00:47:24,339 --> 00:47:26,548
Actually, I feel like
maybe it's providing,

992
00:47:26,650 --> 00:47:28,446
like, a new thing
for casting directors,

993
00:47:28,548 --> 00:47:30,354
now that I'm working again.
Thank you for coming by the way.

994
00:47:30,456 --> 00:47:31,954
Twice. I came twice.

995
00:47:32,056 --> 00:47:33,457
And you didn't even go on
the second time.

996
00:47:33,559 --> 00:47:35,095
I know.

997
00:47:35,197 --> 00:47:38,735
It's because that asshole Paul
said he was gonna be sick

998
00:47:38,837 --> 00:47:40,104
and then he showed up anyway.

999
00:47:40,206 --> 00:47:42,943
But I was psyched because
he got St. Paul sick,

1000
00:47:43,045 --> 00:47:44,209
and I went up
for two weeks straight.

1001
00:47:44,311 --> 00:47:45,883
- It was amazing.
- Yeah, that's a bonus.

1002
00:47:45,985 --> 00:47:47,488
And people said
that I was, like...

1003
00:47:47,590 --> 00:47:48,984
- Yeah.
- ...better.

1004
00:47:49,086 --> 00:47:50,161
- Than him?
- Yeah.

1005
00:47:50,263 --> 00:47:51,355
Yeah. I bet.

1006
00:47:51,458 --> 00:47:53,000
- I got recognized on the street.
- Did you?

1007
00:47:53,102 --> 00:47:55,037
Somebody literally thought
I was a disciple. It was great.

1008
00:47:55,139 --> 00:47:57,406
But I think maybe they were,
like, a Jesus freak. But...

1009
00:47:58,042 --> 00:47:59,480
They're not a fan
of the play necessarily.

1010
00:47:59,582 --> 00:48:01,214
Well, they saw the play a lot.

1011
00:48:01,316 --> 00:48:04,584
I think they saw the play almost
all the two weeks that I did it.

1012
00:48:04,686 --> 00:48:06,662
So, I didn't really tell them
that I was the understudy.

1013
00:48:06,764 --> 00:48:08,359
- But anyway, this is about you.
- Right.

1014
00:48:08,462 --> 00:48:11,498
Don't fucking... Don't fucking
change the subject.

1015
00:48:13,641 --> 00:48:14,603
Let me rephrase it.

1016
00:48:15,844 --> 00:48:17,543
What's the deal, man?

1017
00:48:18,647 --> 00:48:20,516
Yeah, I don't know what to
tell you, man. There is no deal.

1018
00:48:21,126 --> 00:48:22,289
Okay.

1019
00:48:22,926 --> 00:48:24,094
You don't want to tell me
her name?

1020
00:48:26,368 --> 00:48:27,166
All right.

1021
00:48:29,604 --> 00:48:30,741
If I tell you something, you
promise you won't tell anybody?

1022
00:48:30,843 --> 00:48:32,308
No. Keep going.
What's her name?

1023
00:48:34,276 --> 00:48:35,612
I've been doing stand-up.

1024
00:48:36,221 --> 00:48:37,356
Oh.

1025
00:48:37,459 --> 00:48:38,759
I don't know who that is.

1026
00:48:38,861 --> 00:48:40,361
That's a crazy handle.
What? Is she famous?

1027
00:48:40,464 --> 00:48:41,899
No, no, no. Dude,

1028
00:48:42,001 --> 00:48:44,334
I've been doing stand-up comedy
on stage downtown.

1029
00:48:44,437 --> 00:48:45,301
Okay.

1030
00:48:46,474 --> 00:48:47,673
What?

1031
00:48:47,775 --> 00:48:48,803
Is it like a hobby?

1032
00:48:50,513 --> 00:48:52,714
Well, I'm not about to
quit my job and go on tour.

1033
00:48:52,816 --> 00:48:53,648
Okay.

1034
00:48:56,323 --> 00:48:58,327
Yeah. It's just,
I-I mean, I love it, man.

1035
00:48:58,429 --> 00:49:01,234
It's great. I-- You know,
it's actually pretty amazing.

1036
00:49:01,336 --> 00:49:04,138
And it's terrifying,
but I love every aspect of it,

1037
00:49:04,240 --> 00:49:06,039
and it's something
I look forward to.

1038
00:49:06,141 --> 00:49:07,279
- Fuck.
- What?

1039
00:49:12,791 --> 00:49:13,556
I knew it.

1040
00:49:15,125 --> 00:49:15,901
Knew what?

1041
00:49:17,462 --> 00:49:19,667
Just like...

1042
00:49:22,711 --> 00:49:25,275
You've always been the funniest
guy in the room forever, right?

1043
00:49:25,377 --> 00:49:26,780
Ever since college,

1044
00:49:26,882 --> 00:49:28,249
and now that you're actually
fucking pursuing it...

1045
00:49:28,351 --> 00:49:29,519
I'm not pursing anything.

1046
00:49:29,621 --> 00:49:31,321
You're gonna kill it.
It's inevitable.

1047
00:49:32,058 --> 00:49:36,936
And it kills me that I hate it
so much because I-I have...

1048
00:49:37,471 --> 00:49:39,008
...always gotten comfort

1049
00:49:39,110 --> 00:49:40,240
in knowing that you settled.

1050
00:49:40,342 --> 00:49:41,678
That you're a settler.

1051
00:49:43,315 --> 00:49:46,060
And I-I'm the guy who...

1052
00:49:47,693 --> 00:49:50,060
Even though, you know, is
going for it. That's my thing.

1053
00:49:50,162 --> 00:49:51,763
Jesus, Balls.

1054
00:49:51,865 --> 00:49:53,875
I know. It's been a lot
for me to carry around.

1055
00:49:53,977 --> 00:49:55,513
Just so nothing
gets misconstrued,

1056
00:49:55,615 --> 00:49:56,848
I don't have a girlfriend.

1057
00:49:56,950 --> 00:49:58,585
- Oh, you do whatever you want.
- I don't.

1058
00:49:58,687 --> 00:49:59,688
Look, it doesn't matter.

1059
00:49:59,790 --> 00:50:00,922
You don't have to
justify yourself.

1060
00:50:01,024 --> 00:50:02,484
You're famous now, anyway.
So, whatevs.

1061
00:50:02,587 --> 00:50:03,786
What are you
talking about, man?

1062
00:50:03,888 --> 00:50:05,191
Look, you don't have
to justify yourself.

1063
00:50:05,293 --> 00:50:06,366
Listen to me. To anybody.

1064
00:50:06,803 --> 00:50:08,302
Not to Tess, not to anybody.

1065
00:50:08,404 --> 00:50:11,044
Just like Tess doesn't
have to justify herself to you.

1066
00:50:11,942 --> 00:50:12,872
Justify what?

1067
00:50:15,211 --> 00:50:16,253
Nothing.

1068
00:50:16,823 --> 00:50:19,186
- Is Tess seeing someone?
- No.

1069
00:50:19,288 --> 00:50:20,421
I mean, is she open to it?

1070
00:50:20,524 --> 00:50:21,454
I wouldn't know.
I don't think so.

1071
00:50:21,557 --> 00:50:23,630
But is she? Yeah. Maybe.

1072
00:50:24,597 --> 00:50:25,734
Did Christine say something?

1073
00:50:25,836 --> 00:50:26,902
Who?

1074
00:50:27,005 --> 00:50:27,902
Christine?

1075
00:50:28,877 --> 00:50:29,879
Ab-About what?

1076
00:50:29,981 --> 00:50:31,307
About Tess seeing somebody.

1077
00:50:31,409 --> 00:50:32,449
No. Did she?

1078
00:50:32,919 --> 00:50:34,156
I'm asking you.

1079
00:50:35,755 --> 00:50:37,058
- What are you--
- Well, did you hear anything?

1080
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:38,256
What did Christine say about it?

1081
00:50:38,358 --> 00:50:39,895
What did she say?

1082
00:50:40,198 --> 00:50:41,633
Dude, I'm asking you.

1083
00:50:46,149 --> 00:50:48,547
Hey, Olga? I just
put a bunch of trash there.

1084
00:50:48,649 --> 00:50:50,281
- Is there anything else?
- No. All good. Thank you.

1085
00:50:50,383 --> 00:50:52,093
Good. Okay. Thank you.

1086
00:50:55,499 --> 00:50:56,332
Hey.

1087
00:50:57,972 --> 00:50:59,404
- Yeah?
- Are you leaving?

1088
00:51:01,738 --> 00:51:03,181
I was just finishing
cleaning up.

1089
00:51:04,609 --> 00:51:06,011
Yeah, I-I gotta go.

1090
00:51:15,134 --> 00:51:16,099
How you doing?

1091
00:51:17,843 --> 00:51:19,037
All right.

1092
00:51:21,852 --> 00:51:24,086
Oh, man. I'm Alex.

1093
00:51:24,188 --> 00:51:25,416
How's everybody feeling tonight?

1094
00:51:26,589 --> 00:51:28,596
Good. I'm feeling pretty good.

1095
00:51:29,466 --> 00:51:32,831
I, uh-- I'm recently separated
from my wife.

1096
00:51:32,933 --> 00:51:35,203
No. Oh, thank you.

1097
00:51:36,845 --> 00:51:41,452
And, uh, I think that
she's maybe seeing someone.

1098
00:51:41,554 --> 00:51:42,925
Yeah, I just found out
the possibility

1099
00:51:43,027 --> 00:51:44,260
that she's seeing someone,

1100
00:51:44,362 --> 00:51:46,067
and I'm handling it just fine,
I think.

1101
00:51:46,169 --> 00:51:48,432
Right? And, uh...

1102
00:51:48,534 --> 00:51:50,904
So I just made up
a list of, uh...

1103
00:51:51,006 --> 00:51:54,108
possible worst case scenarios,
which I think is really healthy.

1104
00:51:54,410 --> 00:51:55,951
Number one.

1105
00:51:56,053 --> 00:51:59,024
This guy is a radiologist.

1106
00:51:59,394 --> 00:52:03,096
Because that would mean
he's knowledgeable,

1107
00:52:03,666 --> 00:52:07,400
he's noble,
and he makes a ton of money.

1108
00:52:08,171 --> 00:52:11,810
Terrible. So, that's number one.
Number two. He surfs.

1109
00:52:11,912 --> 00:52:13,484
Because surfing
is so fucking cool,

1110
00:52:13,586 --> 00:52:16,621
and those guys seem like
they're really cool,

1111
00:52:16,724 --> 00:52:18,990
and that they, like,
can do anything,

1112
00:52:19,092 --> 00:52:21,634
and they drive old trucks.

1113
00:52:21,737 --> 00:52:24,303
You know, and they don't care,
they never wear shoes.

1114
00:52:25,007 --> 00:52:27,979
And, uh, they never met a jar
they couldn't open.

1115
00:52:28,348 --> 00:52:29,882
You know what I mean?

1116
00:52:29,984 --> 00:52:32,191
And they don't need to cut
their hair, or do anything.

1117
00:52:32,293 --> 00:52:34,823
And they're always suntanned.
Um...

1118
00:52:35,192 --> 00:52:37,195
And they look like they got
really strong forearms,

1119
00:52:37,297 --> 00:52:38,300
you know?

1120
00:52:38,402 --> 00:52:41,033
Which is, thinking about, um,

1121
00:52:41,135 --> 00:52:43,104
someone you love,
like a lady you love,

1122
00:52:43,206 --> 00:52:45,180
with a guy with
really strong forearms.

1123
00:52:46,720 --> 00:52:50,793
Uh, my forearms
are basically atrophied. Um...

1124
00:52:51,897 --> 00:52:54,360
No, that's not true. I actually
do work out a fair bit.

1125
00:52:55,264 --> 00:52:58,509
I've got, um,
what I would describe as, um,

1126
00:52:58,611 --> 00:53:00,739
and a lot of ladies would
describe, as a dad bod.

1127
00:53:03,656 --> 00:53:06,890
By the way, it occurs to me that
men have done a really good job

1128
00:53:06,992 --> 00:53:11,101
of convincing women
that dad bods are a good thing.

1129
00:53:11,705 --> 00:53:13,971
You know? Like, we go, like,
"Oh, he's got a dad bod."

1130
00:53:14,073 --> 00:53:18,281
We're like, "Okay." It's like we
all got together and conspired.

1131
00:53:18,383 --> 00:53:19,786
You know what I mean? Anyway.

1132
00:53:19,888 --> 00:53:21,113
Um...

1133
00:53:21,215 --> 00:53:24,661
So, yeah, so...
radiologist, surfer.

1134
00:53:26,094 --> 00:53:28,704
Nightmare if he was
a surfing radiologist.

1135
00:53:30,002 --> 00:53:32,545
Because that would be...
that would be...

1136
00:53:39,189 --> 00:53:42,297
It would, like-- Like, what,
he's gonna pull up to my house

1137
00:53:42,399 --> 00:53:45,998
with his dumb,
beautiful Porsche.

1138
00:53:46,100 --> 00:53:49,647
Um, and take her out
on-- on a date?

1139
00:53:51,919 --> 00:53:52,817
I mean...

1140
00:53:54,521 --> 00:53:56,792
Jill, this is where I got stuck.

1141
00:53:57,658 --> 00:53:59,065
Keep-- Keep going?

1142
00:53:59,167 --> 00:54:00,425
Yeah, I don't... Okay.

1143
00:54:01,136 --> 00:54:02,470
This is the...

1144
00:54:02,572 --> 00:54:04,404
What did I write
on my thing after...?

1145
00:54:04,506 --> 00:54:05,608
You wrote--

1146
00:54:05,710 --> 00:54:07,841
What did I say
after I take them, uh...

1147
00:54:07,943 --> 00:54:08,811
I take them on a date?

1148
00:54:08,913 --> 00:54:10,013
It's right there on the thing.

1149
00:54:10,115 --> 00:54:11,819
It says "I have small penis."

1150
00:54:11,921 --> 00:54:13,658
It does not say
I have a small penis!

1151
00:54:13,761 --> 00:54:15,797
"I have a very small penis."

1152
00:54:17,499 --> 00:54:19,001
Oh, I follow them.

1153
00:54:19,103 --> 00:54:21,069
I follow them. I follow them.
Thank you very much.

1154
00:54:21,172 --> 00:54:22,177
- You're welcome.
- That's my friend Jill

1155
00:54:22,279 --> 00:54:24,008
who's very helpful, um...

1156
00:54:24,110 --> 00:54:25,715
By the way,
if I had a small penis,

1157
00:54:25,819 --> 00:54:27,620
I wouldn't need
to remind myself.

1158
00:54:27,722 --> 00:54:30,192
I feel like I would, um...

1159
00:54:30,294 --> 00:54:31,621
By the way, I don't.

1160
00:54:31,723 --> 00:54:32,755
Anyway.

1161
00:54:34,930 --> 00:54:36,464
I don't know. Uh...

1162
00:54:37,108 --> 00:54:38,138
And...

1163
00:54:38,672 --> 00:54:39,847
So, anyway...

1164
00:54:41,419 --> 00:54:43,378
I-I left you a little something.

1165
00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:46,460
Just to for you to remember
to have confidence.

1166
00:54:46,562 --> 00:54:49,093
The folder is unacceptable.
Bright yellow?

1167
00:54:49,195 --> 00:54:50,835
Why? This is where
I keep everything organized.

1168
00:54:50,937 --> 00:54:54,506
It's just, "I'm a dad
coming to--" We don't do that.

1169
00:54:54,608 --> 00:54:57,111
We have it in here, like adults.

1170
00:54:57,213 --> 00:54:59,586
I like the way that you
even wrote it in uppercase

1171
00:54:59,688 --> 00:55:01,214
just to make sure that
it looks like I wrote it.

1172
00:55:01,316 --> 00:55:02,591
- Like a dude wrote it.
- Yeah, yeah.

1173
00:55:02,693 --> 00:55:05,362
I embossed it.
I matched your handwriting.

1174
00:55:05,464 --> 00:55:07,937
It's untraceable. To me.

1175
00:55:09,708 --> 00:55:12,377
I think we should fuck.
I think we should fuck.

1176
00:55:12,479 --> 00:55:13,877
- You and me?
- Yeah.

1177
00:55:13,979 --> 00:55:15,710
Is that crazy?
I think we should fuck.

1178
00:55:15,812 --> 00:55:16,953
Is that crazy?

1179
00:55:17,256 --> 00:55:18,658
We're gonna fuck.

1180
00:55:48,515 --> 00:55:49,687
Are you a nurse?

1181
00:55:50,487 --> 00:55:52,049
No, I'm a comedian.

1182
00:55:52,151 --> 00:55:53,425
Are you a fucking nurse?

1183
00:55:53,527 --> 00:55:54,763
Don't let my cat out.

1184
00:56:14,170 --> 00:56:15,494
Jill?

1185
00:56:15,596 --> 00:56:17,975
<i>And don't
answer my buzzer.</i>

1186
00:56:26,090 --> 00:56:28,526
I understand it now,
so I'm good.

1187
00:56:28,628 --> 00:56:29,931
Same.

1188
00:56:30,033 --> 00:56:30,762
No, you don't
understand it now, dude.

1189
00:56:30,864 --> 00:56:32,334
Yes, I do, anyways.

1190
00:56:32,436 --> 00:56:34,433
You guys gonna crush this
"Under Pressure" thing or what?

1191
00:56:34,535 --> 00:56:36,312
- Gonna crush it.
- You're screwing me up.

1192
00:56:36,414 --> 00:56:37,714
- Dad?
- Yeah?

1193
00:56:37,816 --> 00:56:40,118
- Are you sad?
- No. Why, do I look sad?

1194
00:56:44,225 --> 00:56:47,266
Hey! No, hey, hey.
What the fuck, guys?

1195
00:56:47,368 --> 00:56:48,662
Sorry.

1196
00:56:49,805 --> 00:56:52,445
Guys, where'd you find this?

1197
00:56:52,548 --> 00:56:53,446
- By your bed.
- By your bed.

1198
00:56:53,548 --> 00:56:55,083
Like where the stand is.

1199
00:56:55,185 --> 00:56:57,479
Okay. You're not supposed to
touch other people's stuff.

1200
00:56:57,581 --> 00:56:59,155
But it was like,
right on your side table.

1201
00:56:59,257 --> 00:57:01,187
- I know, I know, I know.
- It's right where I sleep.

1202
00:57:01,289 --> 00:57:02,456
I know, but when peop--

1203
00:57:02,558 --> 00:57:03,634
It was right next to
where we sleep.

1204
00:57:03,736 --> 00:57:05,132
I know,
but when people leave stuff--

1205
00:57:05,234 --> 00:57:06,969
When it's other people's
personal property

1206
00:57:07,071 --> 00:57:08,476
that's obviously their property,

1207
00:57:08,578 --> 00:57:10,010
you don't touch it, okay?

1208
00:57:10,112 --> 00:57:11,674
Like, that's just like
a rule in life.

1209
00:57:11,776 --> 00:57:13,113
Yeah, but it's weird.
Like, really weird.

1210
00:57:13,215 --> 00:57:15,014
Okay, I know. But it's just...

1211
00:57:15,617 --> 00:57:17,929
It's just a joke book, okay?

1212
00:57:18,925 --> 00:57:20,225
Jokes?

1213
00:57:20,660 --> 00:57:23,369
No, more like... just maybe...

1214
00:57:24,778 --> 00:57:26,139
jokes that
I've been thinking about.

1215
00:57:26,242 --> 00:57:27,980
You know, like, like made up...

1216
00:57:28,082 --> 00:57:29,480
- funny stories.
- They aren't funny, Dad.

1217
00:57:29,582 --> 00:57:32,192
You write about so much stuff,
like... radio-ologist.

1218
00:57:32,294 --> 00:57:33,521
And surfer.

1219
00:57:35,693 --> 00:57:39,402
- What's a radio-ologist?
- And talk about us and Mom.

1220
00:57:40,306 --> 00:57:42,545
I know, I know, but you guys--
you guys are real.

1221
00:57:42,647 --> 00:57:44,081
And me and your mom are real.

1222
00:57:44,183 --> 00:57:47,051
And the radiologist is made up.
He's a kind of doctor.

1223
00:57:47,153 --> 00:57:49,092
And the surfer...
The surfer's made up.

1224
00:57:49,194 --> 00:57:51,590
Those are just characters, okay?
And-- and it's like, I'm...

1225
00:57:54,101 --> 00:57:57,335
It's like I'm making up stories,
you know,

1226
00:57:57,437 --> 00:57:59,705
because a lot of stuff
is changing.

1227
00:57:59,807 --> 00:58:02,542
Right? And it's-- and it's
kind of a way to process it all.

1228
00:58:02,644 --> 00:58:04,319
- Do you know what I mean?
- Mm-hmm.

1229
00:58:04,421 --> 00:58:07,523
Oh, no. Come on.
Come on, come on. Hey, hey.

1230
00:58:08,665 --> 00:58:10,260
Hey, listen. Hey, hey.

1231
00:58:10,362 --> 00:58:11,900
No, listen, none of it's real.

1232
00:58:12,004 --> 00:58:13,873
That's all made-up stuff, okay?

1233
00:58:13,975 --> 00:58:15,877
Come on. Come on.
It's just made up.

1234
00:58:15,979 --> 00:58:19,147
None of it's real life,
really. Okay?

1235
00:58:19,583 --> 00:58:21,585
You know how sometimes
you use your imagination...

1236
00:58:22,589 --> 00:58:25,856
to make up stories, you know?
And games and stuff?

1237
00:58:26,667 --> 00:58:27,695
It's like that.

1238
00:58:29,138 --> 00:58:31,333
It's like the grown-up version
of that.

1239
00:58:31,435 --> 00:58:32,837
And I'm-- I'm just--

1240
00:58:36,152 --> 00:58:38,057
I don't know what I'm doing.

1241
00:58:39,992 --> 00:58:41,158
But you can ask me anything

1242
00:58:41,260 --> 00:58:42,565
and I'll tell you
the truth, okay?

1243
00:58:42,667 --> 00:58:44,998
Okay, but it's weird, Dad.

1244
00:58:45,101 --> 00:58:47,240
I know. Life's weird.

1245
00:58:58,065 --> 00:59:00,158
- Hey, Kemp.
<i>- Hey. I got a set for you.</i>

1246
00:59:00,260 --> 00:59:01,467
O-Okay.

1247
00:59:01,769 --> 00:59:03,305
It's so weird.

1248
00:59:03,407 --> 00:59:05,873
- Like an open mic thing?
<i>- No, no, no, guest spot.</i>

1249
00:59:06,110 --> 00:59:07,414
- Really?
<i>- Yep.</i>

1250
00:59:07,517 --> 00:59:09,041
Wow. Okay.

1251
00:59:10,186 --> 00:59:12,420
- When? Is...
<i>- Tonight, 8:00.</i>

1252
00:59:12,522 --> 00:59:14,386
- Tonight, as in today, tonight?
<i>- Yeah.</i>

1253
00:59:15,858 --> 00:59:17,331
No, I don't know.
I don't know if I can--

1254
00:59:17,434 --> 00:59:19,635
I don't know if I
can really step-- step away.

1255
00:59:20,439 --> 00:59:22,176
No, no. Wait. Sorry. Sorry.

1256
00:59:22,278 --> 00:59:23,538
No, no, no. Wait.
I'll do it. I'll do it.

1257
00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:24,347
Fuck it. I'll do it. I'll do it.

1258
00:59:26,249 --> 00:59:27,416
- Hey. Hey.
- Hey.

1259
00:59:27,518 --> 00:59:29,024
What's going on?
Is everything okay?

1260
00:59:29,128 --> 00:59:30,021
Yeah, everything's great.
Everything's great.

1261
00:59:30,124 --> 00:59:31,459
Everything's good.

1262
00:59:31,561 --> 00:59:32,896
- Are the boys okay?
- Yeah, the boys are great.

1263
00:59:32,998 --> 00:59:34,266
Hey, listen, do you mind

1264
00:59:34,369 --> 00:59:35,797
if I drop them off here
for a couple hours?

1265
00:59:35,899 --> 00:59:37,909
- I know it's last minute, but--
- What the fuck?

1266
00:59:38,011 --> 00:59:39,443
No, no, I--
Listen, Tess, please--

1267
00:59:39,545 --> 00:59:41,909
Listen, don't ambush me
like this in front of the boys

1268
00:59:42,011 --> 00:59:44,355
as though they can't come home
whenever they want.

1269
00:59:44,457 --> 00:59:47,419
Like I'm trying to keep them
from being inside?

1270
00:59:47,521 --> 00:59:49,529
Come on. That sucks.

1271
00:59:50,231 --> 00:59:51,863
- Look--
- You suck.

1272
00:59:53,334 --> 00:59:54,641
<i>You</i> suck!

1273
00:59:55,311 --> 00:59:56,912
- What the fuck?
- Hey, where are you going?

1274
00:59:57,014 --> 00:59:58,679
You know, I got it covered.

1275
00:59:58,781 --> 01:00:00,383
- No, where are you going?
- No, no, forget it. Forget it.

1276
01:00:00,485 --> 01:00:01,449
- Hey, Lucy! No!
- Yeah. Good.

1277
01:00:01,551 --> 01:00:02,784
Let's go, Charlie, let's go!

1278
01:00:02,886 --> 01:00:04,719
- No, Charlie, stay!
- No, I got 'em all.

1279
01:00:04,821 --> 01:00:05,897
- What?
- I got it covered.

1280
01:00:05,999 --> 01:00:07,133
You don't even have leashes.

1281
01:00:07,235 --> 01:00:09,334
No, it's okay.
I got my own leashes.

1282
01:00:09,436 --> 01:00:11,474
I got lots of leashes.

1283
01:00:13,913 --> 01:00:15,149
Okay.

1284
01:00:15,251 --> 01:00:17,179
- Hi, Grandma!
- Puppy dogs!

1285
01:00:18,249 --> 01:00:21,092
- Hi, darlin's.
- I'm sorry. Sorry about this.

1286
01:00:21,196 --> 01:00:22,494
I know it's last minute.
Come on.

1287
01:00:22,597 --> 01:00:24,993
Please. I'm so happy
that you thought of us.

1288
01:00:25,095 --> 01:00:27,063
Are you kidding?
Who else would we think of?

1289
01:00:27,167 --> 01:00:29,369
- Please do not feed the dogs.
- Hi, Grandpa.

1290
01:00:29,471 --> 01:00:30,641
Okay.

1291
01:00:30,743 --> 01:00:33,080
- Hey, Dad. Hi. Hey.
- Hey, son. Hi.

1292
01:00:33,183 --> 01:00:34,483
No, no, no.

1293
01:00:34,585 --> 01:00:36,083
- I can't stay for dinner.
- What?

1294
01:00:36,186 --> 01:00:38,086
- I gotta go back to the city.
- Well, yes, you can.

1295
01:00:38,189 --> 01:00:41,599
It's not good to run around
on an empty stomach.

1296
01:00:41,701 --> 01:00:44,205
Read between the lines, Marilyn.
He's got a hot date.

1297
01:00:44,307 --> 01:00:45,938
- Dad, don't--
- Hot date?

1298
01:00:46,040 --> 01:00:47,982
- You can stay for a quick bite.
- Dad has a hot date?

1299
01:00:48,084 --> 01:00:49,484
No, I can't stay
for a quick bite.

1300
01:00:49,586 --> 01:00:51,221
- I gotta get back to the city.
- Do you have any Jell-O?

1301
01:00:51,323 --> 01:00:53,522
I told you--
No, no, no. I have to go--

1302
01:00:53,624 --> 01:00:55,392
If you must know,
I gotta get changed

1303
01:00:55,495 --> 01:00:56,856
and I'm going to a comedy club.

1304
01:00:56,958 --> 01:00:58,761
What? Well, you can go later.

1305
01:00:58,864 --> 01:01:00,370
You know, you want to go later,

1306
01:01:00,472 --> 01:01:02,044
because they usually
put the guys

1307
01:01:02,146 --> 01:01:03,478
who ain't so funny
at the beginning,

1308
01:01:03,580 --> 01:01:05,415
and then... so the pros
look better later on.

1309
01:01:05,518 --> 01:01:08,218
No, I can't--
I can't be late because I'm...

1310
01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:10,658
- I'm one of the guys going up.
- What?

1311
01:01:11,824 --> 01:01:13,334
I've been doing
open mic nights.

1312
01:01:13,436 --> 01:01:15,368
- What's an open mic?
- I just-- And, they--

1313
01:01:15,470 --> 01:01:16,535
I just got a call that
one of the comics

1314
01:01:16,637 --> 01:01:18,199
who's emceeing
at the club tonight,

1315
01:01:18,302 --> 01:01:20,379
they agreed to give me
ten minutes on stage.

1316
01:01:20,482 --> 01:01:21,707
I'm one of the acts.
One of the comedy acts.

1317
01:01:21,809 --> 01:01:23,410
- You?
- Yeah, me.

1318
01:01:23,512 --> 01:01:27,593
Well-- so, I don't know--
What do you do, you tell jokes?

1319
01:01:28,264 --> 01:01:30,266
I mean, sort of.
Well, kind of...

1320
01:01:30,368 --> 01:01:31,995
more like funny stories
about my life.

1321
01:01:32,097 --> 01:01:33,569
- Oh, honey.
- What's funny about your life?

1322
01:01:33,671 --> 01:01:35,174
I had no idea
your life was so bad.

1323
01:01:35,277 --> 01:01:36,943
No, no, no, it's not so bad.

1324
01:01:37,045 --> 01:01:39,176
- This is why she threw you out!
- What's funny about your life?

1325
01:01:39,279 --> 01:01:41,486
- She threw you out?
- Nobody threw me out, guys.

1326
01:01:41,588 --> 01:01:43,821
No, I love her.
Mom, what are you doing?

1327
01:01:43,923 --> 01:01:45,530
Nobody threw me out.
Nobody threw me out.

1328
01:01:45,632 --> 01:01:46,861
- I left by mutual consent.
- She threw you out?

1329
01:01:46,963 --> 01:01:49,372
No. Everybody knows that.
I left by mutual consent.

1330
01:01:49,474 --> 01:01:52,166
And, by the way, I'm not
in a bad place. I'm happy.

1331
01:01:52,269 --> 01:01:54,883
And doing this,
it makes me feel good.

1332
01:01:55,386 --> 01:01:58,653
- You know? It helps.
- How? How does it help

1333
01:01:58,755 --> 01:02:01,493
to have a roomful of people
laughing at you?

1334
01:02:01,595 --> 01:02:03,023
- They're not laughing at me.
- Son. Son.

1335
01:02:03,125 --> 01:02:04,700
And it's not bad
to have them laugh.

1336
01:02:04,802 --> 01:02:07,206
Son, you know what this is?
This is a mid-life crisis.

1337
01:02:07,309 --> 01:02:08,674
- That's what it is.
- Oh, Dad...

1338
01:02:08,776 --> 01:02:11,346
So, why you... Just go
get yourself a motorcycle.

1339
01:02:11,449 --> 01:02:12,878
I don't know. A leather jacket.

1340
01:02:12,980 --> 01:02:14,079
No. Dad, listen.
I love you very much.

1341
01:02:14,181 --> 01:02:15,688
- I love you all. Love you guys.
- Come on.

1342
01:02:15,790 --> 01:02:17,385
I will see you in the morning.
Thank you so much.

1343
01:02:17,487 --> 01:02:19,296
Remember to pick us up
on your new motorcycle!

1344
01:02:19,398 --> 01:02:20,925
Nobody's getting a motorcycle.

1345
01:02:21,027 --> 01:02:24,172
No, it is definitely not a date.

1346
01:02:24,676 --> 01:02:28,314
Because he has a wife,
and he's had children.

1347
01:02:28,417 --> 01:02:30,245
They've been together for ages.

1348
01:02:30,882 --> 01:02:33,087
Yes, yes. Always just friends.

1349
01:02:33,724 --> 01:02:34,989
He called because
he heard that

1350
01:02:35,091 --> 01:02:36,731
I was putting out feelers
about coaching.

1351
01:02:54,100 --> 01:02:55,097
Okay.

1352
01:03:01,748 --> 01:03:03,946
- Hey. I'm meeting...
- Hi, welcome.

1353
01:03:04,048 --> 01:03:06,020
I see him right there.
Thank you.

1354
01:03:10,862 --> 01:03:12,902
Excuse me. Hey.

1355
01:03:13,702 --> 01:03:14,837
How you doing?

1356
01:03:14,939 --> 01:03:16,211
"We're gonna need that hand,
Roche!"

1357
01:03:16,315 --> 01:03:19,076
Stop.

1358
01:03:19,178 --> 01:03:21,750
I used to slam the floor
so fucking hard

1359
01:03:21,852 --> 01:03:23,723
and pretend it didn't hurt.

1360
01:03:23,825 --> 01:03:25,760
Look, that's what made you
a champion.

1361
01:03:25,862 --> 01:03:28,229
Your singular focus,
your dedication.

1362
01:03:29,299 --> 01:03:31,966
That's why I heard
you wanted to get into coaching,

1363
01:03:32,068 --> 01:03:33,244
I had to reach out.

1364
01:03:33,347 --> 01:03:34,877
It's very flattering.

1365
01:03:34,979 --> 01:03:36,584
I was really excited
you reached out.

1366
01:03:36,686 --> 01:03:38,850
Half the US Women's
volleyball team

1367
01:03:38,952 --> 01:03:41,219
has come out of our program.

1368
01:03:41,322 --> 01:03:43,365
And the truth is,
I've been missing it

1369
01:03:43,468 --> 01:03:45,495
every single day
since I retired.

1370
01:03:46,039 --> 01:03:47,598
I just...

1371
01:03:47,700 --> 01:03:50,577
Yeah, I knew coaching
would be a great way back in.

1372
01:03:50,880 --> 01:03:52,680
I guess part of me
didn't want to accept

1373
01:03:52,783 --> 01:03:54,488
that I wasn't a player anymore.

1374
01:03:54,891 --> 01:03:57,360
You know, so much of my identity
was wrapped up in it and...

1375
01:03:57,462 --> 01:03:59,529
I get that. But I'm telling you,

1376
01:03:59,632 --> 01:04:02,127
coaching fills that void
for you.

1377
01:04:02,229 --> 01:04:03,905
It forces you to shift gears.

1378
01:04:04,007 --> 01:04:06,508
You stop using the phrase,
"Hey, back when I played..."

1379
01:04:06,610 --> 01:04:07,678
Right.

1380
01:04:07,780 --> 01:04:10,516
You learn
to make everyone better

1381
01:04:10,985 --> 01:04:13,290
without comparing them
to yourself.

1382
01:04:13,393 --> 01:04:15,295
Right. Amazing.

1383
01:04:15,398 --> 01:04:17,127
Is-- Is it frustrating?

1384
01:04:17,229 --> 01:04:20,139
- Yes! Absolutely frustrating.
- Oh. Okay.

1385
01:04:20,241 --> 01:04:21,409
That's just a given.

1386
01:04:21,511 --> 01:04:23,140
I think it'll always
be that way.

1387
01:04:23,242 --> 01:04:26,345
But for me, I can't tell you
how gratifying it is

1388
01:04:26,448 --> 01:04:30,686
to be part of a sport as
it evolves, despite not playing.

1389
01:04:31,289 --> 01:04:33,028
- Wow.
- That's what does it for me.

1390
01:04:33,130 --> 01:04:35,900
The best part, my three
daughters, they love it.

1391
01:04:36,002 --> 01:04:38,234
They actually
think their dad is cool.

1392
01:04:38,336 --> 01:04:41,147
Hey, how's Tracy?
What a beast she was.

1393
01:04:41,249 --> 01:04:42,374
She's good.

1394
01:04:42,477 --> 01:04:44,784
She's, uh, in Salt Lake,
doing her thing.

1395
01:04:44,886 --> 01:04:46,487
Oh, yeah. Is she skiing or...?

1396
01:04:46,589 --> 01:04:47,520
Polygamy.

1397
01:04:50,232 --> 01:04:51,826
Oh!

1398
01:04:51,928 --> 01:04:53,703
Yeah, look. It threw us
for a loop. Don't get me wrong.

1399
01:04:53,805 --> 01:04:56,270
But... it's all worked out.

1400
01:04:56,507 --> 01:04:59,511
- I-I didn't know you'd split.
- Seven years now.

1401
01:05:00,147 --> 01:05:01,919
I have to admit,
being single

1402
01:05:02,021 --> 01:05:03,893
in your mid-to-late-forties
is, uh...

1403
01:05:04,829 --> 01:05:06,692
What's the word here?
Interesting?

1404
01:05:07,866 --> 01:05:09,467
- Okay?
- Is that the word?

1405
01:05:09,569 --> 01:05:10,533
But...

1406
01:05:12,171 --> 01:05:14,313
I'd be lost without coaching.

1407
01:05:14,416 --> 01:05:15,774
It-- It saved me.

1408
01:05:17,017 --> 01:05:18,752
So... All right.
Enough about me.

1409
01:05:18,854 --> 01:05:20,283
Alex. How's he doing?

1410
01:05:20,385 --> 01:05:22,155
- Two boys, right?
- Two boys.

1411
01:05:22,258 --> 01:05:24,166
- How are they?
- They are great.

1412
01:05:24,636 --> 01:05:26,871
Well, adjusting, 'cause, uh,

1413
01:05:26,973 --> 01:05:28,670
Alex and I decided
to take a little break.

1414
01:05:28,772 --> 01:05:30,143
Oh, no.

1415
01:05:30,946 --> 01:05:32,578
I'm sorry. I hadn't heard that.

1416
01:05:32,947 --> 01:05:34,581
Yeah. No, it's...

1417
01:05:35,657 --> 01:05:37,554
Wait, it's not a break.

1418
01:05:38,498 --> 01:05:40,394
We split. He moved out.

1419
01:05:41,902 --> 01:05:43,667
- Wow.
- Uh, it's over. Yeah.

1420
01:05:43,770 --> 01:05:45,272
Wow. Okay.

1421
01:05:45,875 --> 01:05:46,946
Yeah, it's actually good.

1422
01:05:48,243 --> 01:05:50,214
I gotta admit, I'm shocked.

1423
01:05:50,316 --> 01:05:52,584
You two just seemed like
a perfect fit to me.

1424
01:05:53,957 --> 01:05:57,058
Yeah. Me too, but, um...

1425
01:06:00,673 --> 01:06:01,910
I guess we just...

1426
01:06:04,343 --> 01:06:06,209
...slowly grew away
from each other.

1427
01:06:06,311 --> 01:06:07,448
If that makes any sense.

1428
01:06:08,082 --> 01:06:09,056
I get that.

1429
01:06:10,219 --> 01:06:11,456
Jeez, Tess, I'm...

1430
01:06:12,896 --> 01:06:14,190
I'm glad I reached out.

1431
01:06:19,940 --> 01:06:20,910
Yeah.

1432
01:06:21,012 --> 01:06:23,514
Are you tired? 'Cause I'm not.

1433
01:06:24,150 --> 01:06:25,757
I'm not tired. Absolutely not.

1434
01:06:25,859 --> 01:06:26,989
My buddy says
there's a great place

1435
01:06:27,091 --> 01:06:28,452
right around the corner, actually.

1436
01:06:28,555 --> 01:06:31,902
Oh. Amazing. I'm gonna just...

1437
01:06:32,004 --> 01:06:33,203
- Yeah. Okay.
- ...use the restroom and...

1438
01:06:33,870 --> 01:06:34,767
Be right back.

1439
01:06:50,308 --> 01:06:51,107
Yeah.

1440
01:06:52,005 --> 01:06:53,543
Fuck it.

1441
01:06:55,852 --> 01:06:57,218
- All right. Following you.
- Okay.

1442
01:06:58,854 --> 01:07:00,223
Sounds fun.

1443
01:07:00,325 --> 01:07:02,122
No, I'm not gonna do it, but...

1444
01:07:02,224 --> 01:07:03,465
Absolutely not.

1445
01:07:08,670 --> 01:07:10,009
- They letting you go up tonight?
- Yeah.

1446
01:07:10,111 --> 01:07:11,477
We'll see.
I'm a little bit late.

1447
01:07:12,710 --> 01:07:14,015
- Fuck. Cutting it close.
- Sorry.

1448
01:07:14,117 --> 01:07:15,952
I got held up. I'm sorry.

1449
01:07:17,658 --> 01:07:18,828
I was starting to think
you were bailing on me.

1450
01:07:18,930 --> 01:07:20,261
What? No, no, no. No.

1451
01:07:20,363 --> 01:07:21,525
- Whatever, I just--
- You want a drink?

1452
01:07:21,629 --> 01:07:22,835
- No, no, no. I'm good.
- Okay.

1453
01:07:22,937 --> 01:07:24,606
Oh, my God, I need a beer.

1454
01:07:26,877 --> 01:07:28,146
Big night.

1455
01:07:28,248 --> 01:07:29,778
- Big night tonight.
- Oh, my God.

1456
01:07:29,880 --> 01:07:31,955
- You're gonna kill it.
- I know, I know.

1457
01:07:32,057 --> 01:07:33,854
Then we'll see.
I'll meet you up here.

1458
01:07:34,557 --> 01:07:35,960
I'll meet you back here
when we're done.

1459
01:07:42,939 --> 01:07:46,113
♪ I needed to know where
The river came out, come on ♪

1460
01:07:46,616 --> 01:07:48,520
Uh, Sam Jay has the light.
You have two minutes.

1461
01:07:48,623 --> 01:07:49,686
Okay.

1462
01:07:51,158 --> 01:07:52,422
You're gonna be great.

1463
01:08:07,826 --> 01:08:10,424
We can't just fuck and
make a kid. We can't do that.

1464
01:08:10,761 --> 01:08:12,060
So it's like,
how we gonna do it?

1465
01:08:12,162 --> 01:08:14,033
Someone's gotta go buy nut
and I'm not buying nut.

1466
01:08:15,608 --> 01:08:16,811
I'm not.
I'm not goin' to the nut store,

1467
01:08:16,913 --> 01:08:18,014
ask nobody for no nut.

1468
01:08:18,116 --> 01:08:19,443
And she got upset
when I told her that.

1469
01:08:19,545 --> 01:08:21,220
She's, like, "You're an asshole.

1470
01:08:21,322 --> 01:08:23,556
We don't just have to buy a nut.
We can just adopt."

1471
01:08:23,659 --> 01:08:25,062
I'm like, "All right." Now
we're going to the baby store

1472
01:08:25,164 --> 01:08:27,331
and buying a whole one, so...

1473
01:08:27,433 --> 01:08:29,427
Hey, my name's been Sam Jay.
Thank you so much.

1474
01:08:33,042 --> 01:08:34,809
Yeah!

1475
01:08:36,217 --> 01:08:37,613
You guys,
give it up for Sam Jay!

1476
01:08:37,716 --> 01:08:39,284
I hope
there's somebody else.

1477
01:08:39,754 --> 01:08:41,823
- She was great.
- She was great.

1478
01:08:43,033 --> 01:08:44,357
- This is so fun.
- It's cool, right?

1479
01:08:44,459 --> 01:08:45,829
Love it.

1480
01:08:45,931 --> 01:08:46,495
Next comedian
coming to the stage...

1481
01:08:46,597 --> 01:08:47,667
I'm glad we're here.

1482
01:08:47,769 --> 01:08:49,068
...first time on this show.

1483
01:08:49,170 --> 01:08:51,245
Yeah, so I need you guys
to give him a lot of energy.

1484
01:08:51,347 --> 01:08:52,908
Start clapping,
make a lot of noise...

1485
01:08:53,010 --> 01:08:54,217
All right.
Somebody else coming.

1486
01:08:54,319 --> 01:08:56,886
...and give it up
for Alex Novak!

1487
01:09:00,394 --> 01:09:01,591
How you doing?

1488
01:09:03,866 --> 01:09:06,504
Oh! How you guys doing tonight?

1489
01:09:06,606 --> 01:09:08,543
Yeah! Give it up for our host.

1490
01:09:08,646 --> 01:09:10,145
- Wait.
- He's doing great, huh?

1491
01:09:10,581 --> 01:09:12,518
What the fuck is happening?

1492
01:09:12,620 --> 01:09:13,852
Give it up for me.
I'm doing great!

1493
01:09:13,954 --> 01:09:15,694
I can promise you,
I did not know...

1494
01:09:15,863 --> 01:09:17,022
I don't--

1495
01:09:17,124 --> 01:09:17,801
My personal life's
in the shitter...

1496
01:09:17,903 --> 01:09:19,366
- Does he do--?
- No!

1497
01:09:19,803 --> 01:09:22,034
Yeah, I mean, I'm paying rent
on a shitty apartment

1498
01:09:22,136 --> 01:09:24,908
and mortgage on a house
I don't live in anymore.

1499
01:09:25,010 --> 01:09:27,285
You know? It's fine.
And one of my teeth hurts.

1500
01:09:27,387 --> 01:09:29,749
And I don't even know
where my dentist is.

1501
01:09:29,851 --> 01:09:31,689
My ex used to handle all that.

1502
01:09:31,791 --> 01:09:34,290
But other than that,
you know... Hey...

1503
01:09:35,227 --> 01:09:37,139
I had sex with a woman.

1504
01:09:37,241 --> 01:09:39,502
Yeah, so like I said,
I'm doing great.

1505
01:09:41,442 --> 01:09:42,616
Yeah.

1506
01:09:44,380 --> 01:09:47,485
I never thought I'd get applause
for having sex with a woman.

1507
01:09:48,055 --> 01:09:50,459
Like, "You finally did it!"

1508
01:09:50,561 --> 01:09:51,869
Yeah!

1509
01:09:52,538 --> 01:09:56,635
Uh, yeah. No, I had sex
with a... with a woman, um...

1510
01:09:57,339 --> 01:09:59,774
after, you know, being married
for a number of years.

1511
01:09:59,876 --> 01:10:01,785
And... and it was...

1512
01:10:02,784 --> 01:10:04,055
...scary.

1513
01:10:04,157 --> 01:10:05,393
Yeah.

1514
01:10:05,495 --> 01:10:07,931
But at least
I was not very good at it.

1515
01:10:10,102 --> 01:10:13,876
I think that after-- I think
after 20 years of marriage,

1516
01:10:13,978 --> 01:10:17,418
you know, you just get used to
doing things a certain way.

1517
01:10:17,521 --> 01:10:19,421
You know what I mean?
Like, sex with your wi--

1518
01:10:19,523 --> 01:10:21,327
It's-- It's fine.
It was great with my--

1519
01:10:21,430 --> 01:10:23,863
It's like, you know
when you go to an Airbnb,

1520
01:10:23,965 --> 01:10:27,437
and you go into the kitchen, and
it kind of looks the same, like,

1521
01:10:27,539 --> 01:10:29,475
but it's just
a little bit different?

1522
01:10:29,578 --> 01:10:32,314
Like, certain spoons
are in different drawers?

1523
01:10:32,416 --> 01:10:33,879
So you're kind of
looking around,

1524
01:10:33,981 --> 01:10:35,552
you're opening stuff up,
and you're like--

1525
01:10:35,654 --> 01:10:37,517
And I was doing that
on a human body.

1526
01:10:39,126 --> 01:10:41,896
I don't know, I feel like
sex now has really changed

1527
01:10:41,999 --> 01:10:46,071
since back when
I was out there in the game 20--

1528
01:10:46,173 --> 01:10:48,113
I never cheated on my wife,
so this is the first--

1529
01:10:48,215 --> 01:10:49,779
And it feels like now...

1530
01:10:49,881 --> 01:10:50,913
Are you sure
you don't want to leave?

1531
01:10:51,015 --> 01:10:51,913
...there are so many noises

1532
01:10:52,015 --> 01:10:53,415
- that she was making.
- No.

1533
01:10:53,517 --> 01:10:54,624
- ...so animalistic.
- I don't want to go anywhere.

1534
01:10:54,727 --> 01:10:56,463
And it just felt like
two apes fucking.

1535
01:10:56,565 --> 01:10:58,631
Obviously,
apes do not make love, right?

1536
01:10:58,733 --> 01:11:00,801
Nobody imagines
that apes are like this,

1537
01:11:00,903 --> 01:11:02,541
staring in
each other's eyes, saying,

1538
01:11:02,644 --> 01:11:05,708
"I love you. And
let's come at the same time."

1539
01:11:05,811 --> 01:11:07,585
Apes don't do that shit.

1540
01:11:07,687 --> 01:11:10,788
Apes are doing it, fucking,
you know, dog-style.

1541
01:11:10,890 --> 01:11:13,296
Or ape-style.
Whatever the fuck it is.

1542
01:11:13,398 --> 01:11:15,963
I don't know.

1543
01:11:16,065 --> 01:11:17,802
I gotta tell you,
the whole experience,

1544
01:11:17,904 --> 01:11:19,673
to be honest,
made me miss my wife.

1545
01:11:19,775 --> 01:11:21,475
It really did. Yeah.

1546
01:11:21,978 --> 01:11:25,622
Which was, um,
surprising because...

1547
01:11:26,489 --> 01:11:27,718
we had a lot of fights.

1548
01:11:27,821 --> 01:11:30,298
Listen... And, um...

1549
01:11:30,868 --> 01:11:33,871
And I actually kind of ended up
missing some of our fights, too.

1550
01:11:34,640 --> 01:11:37,008
Yeah, they were...
Our fights were...

1551
01:11:37,277 --> 01:11:38,342
Uh...

1552
01:11:38,912 --> 01:11:40,884
...psychological?

1553
01:11:40,986 --> 01:11:42,590
Do you know what I mean?
Do you know what I mean by that?

1554
01:11:43,990 --> 01:11:46,496
All the dudes know what I mean.

1555
01:11:46,598 --> 01:11:48,291
They're like,
"Yeah. Every interaction

1556
01:11:48,393 --> 01:11:50,905
is a fucking
psychological minefield."

1557
01:11:51,708 --> 01:11:53,441
You know when your wife
or your partner

1558
01:11:53,543 --> 01:11:55,239
gets really, really quiet,

1559
01:11:55,341 --> 01:11:57,980
and now you gotta
guess what's wrong?

1560
01:11:58,316 --> 01:12:02,195
So, you have to ask
a blanket, like, question.

1561
01:12:02,297 --> 01:12:03,731
Keep it really gener--

1562
01:12:03,834 --> 01:12:06,966
I remember one time,
my ex-wife and I were driving,

1563
01:12:07,068 --> 01:12:08,499
coming home
from a friend's place.

1564
01:12:09,475 --> 01:12:11,946
And she is so quiet.

1565
01:12:12,945 --> 01:12:14,616
She's so quiet, like...

1566
01:12:14,719 --> 01:12:16,319
Do you remember <i>Jacob's Ladder?</i>

1567
01:12:17,558 --> 01:12:19,224
It was like that. Right?

1568
01:12:19,326 --> 01:12:21,725
I'm sort of dating myself
a little bit, but it was...

1569
01:12:21,827 --> 01:12:24,831
It was like I was questioning
my own existence on the planet,

1570
01:12:24,934 --> 01:12:26,002
it was so quiet.

1571
01:12:26,105 --> 01:12:28,338
Just the two of us, in the car,

1572
01:12:28,440 --> 01:12:32,151
and I'm so scared
of what she's gonna say.

1573
01:12:32,786 --> 01:12:34,622
So I just go...

1574
01:12:34,724 --> 01:12:36,093
I muster up the courage.

1575
01:12:38,293 --> 01:12:39,662
"Honey, are you mad at me?"

1576
01:12:42,204 --> 01:12:43,635
And she looks at me
and she goes,

1577
01:12:43,737 --> 01:12:47,983
"You know, sometimes I just
wish that you'd talk to me

1578
01:12:48,085 --> 01:12:50,125
the same way that you talk
to your friends."

1579
01:12:51,890 --> 01:12:53,226
And I go, "Okay."

1580
01:12:56,672 --> 01:12:58,571
"Dude,
my wife is driving me crazy."

1581
01:13:01,814 --> 01:13:03,276
Awesome.
You guys have been so great.

1582
01:13:03,378 --> 01:13:05,446
Thanks so much.
I've been Alex Novak.

1583
01:13:05,548 --> 01:13:06,915
All right, guys, thanks so much.
Good night.

1584
01:13:07,017 --> 01:13:08,220
Let's go.

1585
01:13:11,968 --> 01:13:14,672
You guys,
give it up for Alex Novak!

1586
01:13:14,774 --> 01:13:17,169
Oh, my God!
Alex, that was fantastic!

1587
01:13:17,271 --> 01:13:18,912
Yes! You were so good!

1588
01:13:19,014 --> 01:13:20,242
Hey, can I get some water, please?

1589
01:13:20,344 --> 01:13:21,819
Absolutely, man. Yeah.

1590
01:13:21,922 --> 01:13:23,581
- Yeah.
- This is Laird. Sorry.

1591
01:13:23,683 --> 01:13:25,353
I'm Nina. Nice to meet you.
Good to see you.

1592
01:13:25,455 --> 01:13:26,861
Good to-- Yeah, we're gonna...

1593
01:13:26,964 --> 01:13:28,762
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I get it.

1594
01:13:29,199 --> 01:13:30,597
- It's a lot.
- All right.

1595
01:13:30,699 --> 01:13:31,803
You guys ready for this
next comedian? Say, "Hell yeah."

1596
01:13:31,905 --> 01:13:33,740
Hell yeah!

1597
01:13:33,842 --> 01:13:35,177
Start clapping right now.

1598
01:13:35,279 --> 01:13:40,181
Give it up right now
for the legend, Mr. Dave Attell!

1599
01:13:43,157 --> 01:13:45,032
Wow! What a night!

1600
01:13:45,134 --> 01:13:47,166
- Hey! How was it?
- It was so good.

1601
01:13:47,268 --> 01:13:48,700
- Was it good?
- I'm so proud of you.

1602
01:13:48,802 --> 01:13:50,406
- I just opened for Dave Attell!
- You ballsy motherfucker.

1603
01:13:50,508 --> 01:13:52,440
Yeah, you just did that set
in front of your wife.

1604
01:13:52,542 --> 01:13:54,113
- I respect that.
- What are you mean?

1605
01:13:54,215 --> 01:13:55,513
Tess is here with Laird.
The tall--

1606
01:13:55,615 --> 01:13:57,021
What do you mean, Tess?
Tess is here now?

1607
01:13:57,123 --> 01:13:58,188
What are you talking about?
Where?

1608
01:13:58,290 --> 01:13:58,889
Yeah, just saw them.
They went outside.

1609
01:13:58,992 --> 01:13:59,993
Did you not invite them?

1610
01:14:00,095 --> 01:14:00,759
No, I didn't
fucking invite them!

1611
01:14:00,861 --> 01:14:02,130
Jesus Christ.

1612
01:14:05,505 --> 01:14:08,010
- Holy shit. Okay.
- 'Cause I said so.

1613
01:14:08,112 --> 01:14:10,650
- Take it easy there, bruh.
- Whoa!

1614
01:14:10,752 --> 01:14:12,613
- What?
- You found a sitter?

1615
01:14:12,882 --> 01:14:14,790
No, I got them working
at the falafel place right here.

1616
01:14:14,892 --> 01:14:16,020
They're at your folks' place?

1617
01:14:16,122 --> 01:14:16,965
Yeah.

1618
01:14:18,298 --> 01:14:20,397
- What the fuck are you--?
- What the fuck?

1619
01:14:20,499 --> 01:14:22,003
What the fuck, me?
What the fuck are--?

1620
01:14:22,105 --> 01:14:23,570
You've been moving on, huh?

1621
01:14:23,672 --> 01:14:25,944
Me, moving on?
You show up with fucking Laird?

1622
01:14:26,047 --> 01:14:27,312
Who I just said goodbye to.

1623
01:14:27,414 --> 01:14:28,278
Okay, but Laird,
of all fucking people.

1624
01:14:28,380 --> 01:14:29,315
What the fuck do you care?

1625
01:14:29,417 --> 01:14:30,081
How long have you
been fucking him?

1626
01:14:30,184 --> 01:14:31,051
For years.

1627
01:14:31,153 --> 01:14:32,259
- No.
- No.

1628
01:14:32,528 --> 01:14:34,131
Oh, fuck.

1629
01:14:34,733 --> 01:14:36,332
How long you been doing...

1630
01:14:36,434 --> 01:14:37,835
- stand-up comedy?
- No, I only did that one time.

1631
01:14:37,937 --> 01:14:39,738
- Jesus Christ.
- Oh.

1632
01:14:40,141 --> 01:14:41,475
Mmm.

1633
01:14:44,511 --> 01:14:45,516
Sorry, I thought you...

1634
01:14:46,993 --> 01:14:48,621
Yeah, stand-up
I've been doing for a while.

1635
01:14:51,201 --> 01:14:52,802
So I'm the only one
who doesn't know you do this?

1636
01:14:52,904 --> 01:14:54,435
Actually, tonight
was kind of a big night.

1637
01:14:56,044 --> 01:14:58,806
I mean, it's obviously
bigger now that...

1638
01:15:00,578 --> 01:15:02,350
I usually only do
open mic nights,

1639
01:15:02,452 --> 01:15:03,717
and they're, like,
half the crowd, and...

1640
01:15:05,028 --> 01:15:06,126
I don't know
why I never told you.

1641
01:15:06,228 --> 01:15:07,623
I haven't even really
told myself

1642
01:15:07,725 --> 01:15:08,925
that it's becoming a thing,
you know?

1643
01:15:11,738 --> 01:15:12,867
It's hot.

1644
01:15:14,414 --> 01:15:15,246
Really?

1645
01:15:17,686 --> 01:15:18,978
Give me a drag.

1646
01:15:32,242 --> 01:15:33,744
Mmm.

1647
01:15:37,127 --> 01:15:38,718
Hey, will you pass me my smokes?

1648
01:15:38,820 --> 01:15:39,594
I think they're
on the table there.

1649
01:15:41,434 --> 01:15:43,228
If you hit the light.
The button's right on the...

1650
01:15:43,330 --> 01:15:44,570
You got it.

1651
01:15:45,274 --> 01:15:46,542
I think the lighter's there
too, right?

1652
01:15:46,644 --> 01:15:47,542
Yeah.

1653
01:15:47,744 --> 01:15:48,609
Thanks.

1654
01:15:56,229 --> 01:15:57,825
What's with all the smoking?

1655
01:15:59,268 --> 01:16:01,267
I feel like we're
in our twenties again.

1656
01:16:01,369 --> 01:16:03,243
Mmm.

1657
01:16:04,678 --> 01:16:05,841
Mmm.

1658
01:16:09,923 --> 01:16:11,686
I'm just, you know...

1659
01:16:11,788 --> 01:16:13,962
allowing myself the grace to...

1660
01:16:14,064 --> 01:16:16,401
- Marilyn?
- Yeah.

1661
01:16:18,867 --> 01:16:20,904
Let's talk about Marilyn.

1662
01:16:22,113 --> 01:16:23,580
Sorry.

1663
01:16:26,926 --> 01:16:30,858
What the absolute fuck?

1664
01:16:31,998 --> 01:16:33,733
Oh, my God.

1665
01:16:33,835 --> 01:16:36,201
Look, I think we're just gracing
the shit out of each other.

1666
01:16:36,670 --> 01:16:38,544
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry...

1667
01:16:39,276 --> 01:16:40,611
Sorry.

1668
01:16:40,713 --> 01:16:43,082
I promise
I won't bring my mom up again.

1669
01:16:44,851 --> 01:16:47,298
No, it's hot. No.

1670
01:16:50,903 --> 01:16:51,801
Oh.

1671
01:16:52,939 --> 01:16:54,136
Hey.

1672
01:16:57,985 --> 01:16:59,713
What about the boys?

1673
01:16:59,815 --> 01:17:01,524
Like, we can't tell anybody.

1674
01:17:03,296 --> 01:17:05,059
- No. No, of course.
- Right?

1675
01:17:05,529 --> 01:17:07,062
We can't confuse them.

1676
01:17:07,999 --> 01:17:11,037
'Cause, I mean, yeah.
This is confusing.

1677
01:17:12,077 --> 01:17:13,314
Yeah. No.

1678
01:17:13,416 --> 01:17:15,420
Of course. Yeah, it is.
It is confusing.

1679
01:17:18,554 --> 01:17:19,791
I'm sleeping over.

1680
01:17:21,065 --> 01:17:22,734
- Okay. Yeah.
- Yeah.

1681
01:17:23,304 --> 01:17:25,368
Uh, there's, like, boxers
and T-shirts

1682
01:17:25,470 --> 01:17:26,710
in that top drawer there.

1683
01:17:26,812 --> 01:17:28,005
- Here?
- Yeah.

1684
01:17:29,015 --> 01:17:30,650
I feel shaky.

1685
01:17:32,416 --> 01:17:33,317
Fuck.

1686
01:17:43,807 --> 01:17:45,909
I can't believe
you fucked somebody!

1687
01:17:56,301 --> 01:17:58,506
Oh, my God.

1688
01:18:00,843 --> 01:18:04,111
Did you fuck her right here?
In front of our armoire?

1689
01:18:04,214 --> 01:18:07,383
Come on. I never would have
done it in front of our armoire.

1690
01:18:08,187 --> 01:18:10,329
Do-- Do you know how
sick and twisted that'd be

1691
01:18:10,431 --> 01:18:12,265
if I did it
in front of the armoire?

1692
01:18:19,875 --> 01:18:21,513
That was fucking insane.

1693
01:18:21,615 --> 01:18:23,148
That was fucking insane.

1694
01:18:24,320 --> 01:18:25,318
Mmm.

1695
01:18:27,759 --> 01:18:29,193
You kept looking at me.

1696
01:18:31,534 --> 01:18:32,838
I always do.

1697
01:18:34,547 --> 01:18:36,615
Have you upped your parenting
since we split?

1698
01:18:37,481 --> 01:18:39,119
Out of necessity.

1699
01:18:39,522 --> 01:18:41,625
Well, yeah, that.
But, I mean, like...

1700
01:18:42,856 --> 01:18:44,224
Do you find that you'll, like...

1701
01:18:45,763 --> 01:18:47,163
Do you find that you'll, like...

1702
01:18:48,802 --> 01:18:50,172
I don't know. You'll-- You'll...

1703
01:18:50,809 --> 01:18:53,408
get off your phone
if the boys are around,

1704
01:18:53,510 --> 01:18:58,053
thinking that maybe they'll
see you on it less than me?

1705
01:18:59,195 --> 01:19:00,892
Just, like, you know--

1706
01:19:00,994 --> 01:19:03,093
being more attentive
to be better than me?

1707
01:19:03,195 --> 01:19:06,775
To, like...
to beat me at parenting?

1708
01:19:07,345 --> 01:19:08,943
Yeah. But I always do that.

1709
01:19:10,343 --> 01:19:12,116
Yeah, but, I mean,
isn't that ridiculous?

1710
01:19:12,218 --> 01:19:13,318
Yeah.

1711
01:19:13,620 --> 01:19:14,988
But I always want to win.

1712
01:19:16,264 --> 01:19:18,963
Yeah, of course.

1713
01:19:25,950 --> 01:19:26,814
Fuck.

1714
01:19:29,655 --> 01:19:30,923
Yeah. I knew you'd say that.

1715
01:19:32,320 --> 01:19:34,599
Unbelievable.
The passive aggressive.

1716
01:19:35,668 --> 01:19:38,237
My mom said
that she didn't want to, uh,

1717
01:19:38,340 --> 01:19:41,040
meddle in-in my marriage.

1718
01:19:42,582 --> 01:19:44,476
Which is exactly
what meddlers say...

1719
01:19:45,720 --> 01:19:47,317
before they meddle
in your marriage.

1720
01:19:48,656 --> 01:19:51,126
Uh... My kids, um...

1721
01:19:52,370 --> 01:19:54,166
My kids though, I know...

1722
01:19:54,268 --> 01:19:57,169
They'd probably be happy to know
that we're together. You know?

1723
01:19:57,271 --> 01:19:58,806
I mean,
I think this would make them...

1724
01:19:58,908 --> 01:20:00,949
But we cannot tell 'em.

1725
01:20:01,051 --> 01:20:05,353
Because what if the wheels
come off this particular bus?

1726
01:20:07,123 --> 01:20:08,491
That's what I'm worried about.

1727
01:20:09,528 --> 01:20:14,404
But until then, I'm just
enjoying this wild ride...

1728
01:20:15,642 --> 01:20:16,650
of...

1729
01:20:19,248 --> 01:20:22,662
...having an affair
with my ex-wife.

1730
01:20:24,567 --> 01:20:26,031
Hey, man,
just came down on my break.

1731
01:20:26,133 --> 01:20:28,374
I wanted to watch your act.
It's good. Getting better.

1732
01:20:28,676 --> 01:20:30,437
- Come on. One more time!
- Thanks, man.

1733
01:20:30,640 --> 01:20:31,442
Excuse me.

1734
01:20:31,544 --> 01:20:33,476
Well, well, well.

1735
01:20:33,578 --> 01:20:36,382
I heard you crushed the other
night with some new material.

1736
01:20:38,056 --> 01:20:39,321
You smoked my weed
and you owe me money.

1737
01:20:39,424 --> 01:20:41,331
Just gonna go out
on a limb and say I think--

1738
01:20:41,434 --> 01:20:42,867
Novak, let me get it straight.

1739
01:20:42,969 --> 01:20:46,142
So, your main is your side
and your side is the main.

1740
01:20:46,244 --> 01:20:47,167
The new main.

1741
01:20:47,269 --> 01:20:48,202
- The new main.
- Yeah.

1742
01:20:48,304 --> 01:20:49,439
That's like going to Popeyes

1743
01:20:49,541 --> 01:20:50,616
and gettin' chicken
and chicken on the side.

1744
01:20:50,718 --> 01:20:53,015
"Let me get wings
with a side of wings."

1745
01:20:53,318 --> 01:20:55,553
My grandma used to say
gettin' back with a ex

1746
01:20:55,655 --> 01:20:57,591
is like taking a shit and trying
to put it back in your asshole.

1747
01:20:59,031 --> 01:21:00,667
- Fuck you guys.
- Just let go!

1748
01:21:00,769 --> 01:21:01,803
Fuck you too, Novak!

1749
01:21:01,905 --> 01:21:03,436
Hey, love you, young Novak.

1750
01:21:05,076 --> 01:21:07,044
Yeah. Here we go!
Ready? Cover, cover!

1751
01:21:07,146 --> 01:21:09,049
Wait, you aced five.

1752
01:21:09,151 --> 01:21:11,149
I mean, she could not pass
the float serve.

1753
01:21:11,251 --> 01:21:12,660
And our hitter was on fire, too.

1754
01:21:12,762 --> 01:21:14,392
Well, you had
that great last swing.

1755
01:21:22,744 --> 01:21:24,015
You're nuts!

1756
01:21:27,219 --> 01:21:28,860
- What are you doing?
- What?

1757
01:21:31,198 --> 01:21:33,868
You drove all this way from
the city just to drive me home?

1758
01:21:33,971 --> 01:21:35,841
It's a 47-minute drive.
It's not a big deal.

1759
01:21:39,415 --> 01:21:40,510
This is scary.

1760
01:21:41,420 --> 01:21:42,987
But fuck, it's fun.

1761
01:21:44,788 --> 01:21:45,685
Yeah.

1762
01:21:49,738 --> 01:21:50,802
- Is that Mom?
- Is that Mom?

1763
01:21:50,904 --> 01:21:52,737
- Yeah.
- Whoa! That's cool.

1764
01:21:52,839 --> 01:21:53,738
What do you think?

1765
01:21:53,840 --> 01:21:54,776
Pretty cool.

1766
01:21:54,878 --> 01:21:55,771
That's really cool, yeah.

1767
01:21:59,450 --> 01:22:00,848
Is that when
she was in the Olympics?

1768
01:22:00,950 --> 01:22:03,227
Yeah. What do you think?
It's pretty awesome right?

1769
01:22:03,664 --> 01:22:04,459
- Yeah.
- Hi, Mom.

1770
01:22:24,504 --> 01:22:25,908
Oh, shit.

1771
01:22:27,278 --> 01:22:28,411
Shit.

1772
01:22:30,710 --> 01:22:32,785
Just like every year.
There he is.

1773
01:22:32,887 --> 01:22:35,826
Oh!

1774
01:22:35,928 --> 01:22:37,926
I thought you guys
didn't make it.

1775
01:22:38,028 --> 01:22:39,601
I was looking at all the--

1776
01:22:39,704 --> 01:22:41,666
- Hey, buddy.
- Hey, hey, hey!

1777
01:22:41,768 --> 01:22:45,240
Somebody actually fell asleep on
my shoulder while I was there.

1778
01:22:45,342 --> 01:22:46,815
- Hey.
- Hey. Can I give you a hand?

1779
01:22:46,917 --> 01:22:48,209
No, man, I got these.
They're light.

1780
01:22:48,311 --> 01:22:49,613
How are you?

1781
01:22:49,716 --> 01:22:50,917
- I'm good. How are you doing?
- Great.

1782
01:22:52,855 --> 01:22:54,993
- You like my 'stache?
- Yeah. What's with the look?

1783
01:22:55,095 --> 01:22:56,770
The look? I've got a...

1784
01:22:56,872 --> 01:22:59,673
I got a fourth callback
of a ranch hand

1785
01:22:59,775 --> 01:23:01,271
in a western TV series.

1786
01:23:01,373 --> 01:23:02,573
- What? No!
- Good.

1787
01:23:02,676 --> 01:23:03,883
- Yeah.
- It's a strong 'stache.

1788
01:23:03,986 --> 01:23:05,886
- Yeah, yeah. I'm just grateful.
- Nice.

1789
01:23:05,988 --> 01:23:07,148
- Here.
- Thanks, man.

1790
01:23:07,250 --> 01:23:08,223
Shotgun!

1791
01:23:10,622 --> 01:23:11,932
Yeah, I know where it is.

1792
01:23:12,035 --> 01:23:14,136
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Jesus. Wow.

1793
01:23:14,238 --> 01:23:15,634
I'm just excited.
What do you want me to say?

1794
01:23:15,736 --> 01:23:16,743
- Yeah, all right.
- Wow, thrilling.

1795
01:23:16,845 --> 01:23:18,474
What do you know?

1796
01:23:19,173 --> 01:23:20,082
Jesus.

1797
01:23:23,790 --> 01:23:24,586
Where's she at?

1798
01:23:26,028 --> 01:23:27,631
Hey!
Welcome to Oyster Bay!

1799
01:23:27,733 --> 01:23:29,334
- Hey!
- Whoo!

1800
01:23:30,935 --> 01:23:32,071
My God.

1801
01:23:32,173 --> 01:23:33,404
I can't believe
it's been a year already.

1802
01:23:33,506 --> 01:23:34,970
- I know.
- Did that Hopkins thing.

1803
01:23:35,072 --> 01:23:36,076
- You've been working hard.
- Learn it 250 times.

1804
01:23:36,179 --> 01:23:37,709
You're in the attic, of course.

1805
01:23:37,812 --> 01:23:39,086
- Great.
- I'm so happy to be back here.

1806
01:23:39,188 --> 01:23:41,052
Geoffrey, Stephen,
you guys are in the primary.

1807
01:23:41,154 --> 01:23:42,728
Game night tonight still?

1808
01:23:42,830 --> 01:23:44,062
- Are we still doing that?
- Yeah.

1809
01:23:44,164 --> 01:23:45,626
- For sure.
- What are we playing?

1810
01:23:45,728 --> 01:23:47,169
Alex, you want
something to drink?

1811
01:23:47,271 --> 01:23:48,872
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Same thing we play every year.

1812
01:23:49,408 --> 01:23:51,238
- Why don't we play...
- Same thing we...

1813
01:23:51,340 --> 01:23:52,440
Why don't we do Bananagrams?

1814
01:23:52,543 --> 01:23:53,842
- I got all the--
- What?

1815
01:23:53,944 --> 01:23:55,118
- What did you say?
- Are you unhappy wi--

1816
01:23:55,220 --> 01:23:56,487
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
We know what game we're playing.

1817
01:23:58,294 --> 01:23:59,491
I'm just saying, why
don't we start with Bananagrams?

1818
01:23:59,594 --> 01:24:00,721
No!

1819
01:24:00,823 --> 01:24:01,999
Why would we change it?

1820
01:24:02,101 --> 01:24:03,366
What are you talking about?

1821
01:24:03,468 --> 01:24:04,603
It's the best game in the--
It's why we come here.

1822
01:24:04,705 --> 01:24:05,564
Okay.

1823
01:24:05,666 --> 01:24:06,802
Hey, hey, hey...

1824
01:24:17,362 --> 01:24:18,991
Hey guys, wait,
don't start without me.

1825
01:24:23,535 --> 01:24:25,011
Come on, y'all.

1826
01:24:25,113 --> 01:24:26,806
None of this fighting shit.
Come on.

1827
01:24:26,908 --> 01:24:28,685
Fun weekend. Let's go.
Come on, honey.

1828
01:24:28,787 --> 01:24:29,920
- Yeah.
- Okay.

1829
01:24:30,023 --> 01:24:31,419
- Remember what I said.
- I know.

1830
01:24:31,521 --> 01:24:33,060
- Jesus.
- Did they start without us?

1831
01:24:33,162 --> 01:24:34,890
- No. I told them not to.
- Okay.

1832
01:24:34,992 --> 01:24:36,425
- Yeah, so, it's our time to ask.
- All right.

1833
01:24:36,527 --> 01:24:37,526
Obviously I meant...

1834
01:24:37,629 --> 01:24:38,730
Are you sure? Okay.

1835
01:24:38,832 --> 01:24:40,135
Look, I have four left.

1836
01:24:40,237 --> 01:24:41,538
Well, you think.

1837
01:24:41,641 --> 01:24:42,910
Wait, wait.
I can't see. I can't see.

1838
01:24:43,412 --> 01:24:45,611
I-- Ho--
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1839
01:24:45,714 --> 01:24:47,585
- Mm-mmm.
- Hold on.

1840
01:24:47,688 --> 01:24:48,925
God, I'd love to know
what this process is.

1841
01:24:49,027 --> 01:24:51,564
Second floor-- I know! Gosh!

1842
01:24:51,667 --> 01:24:53,697
I know. What?

1843
01:24:53,799 --> 01:24:56,106
- Does this person--
- Guys, we gotta get serious now.

1844
01:24:56,208 --> 01:24:58,238
Does your person hold on
to library books

1845
01:24:58,340 --> 01:24:59,270
past their due date?

1846
01:24:59,372 --> 01:25:00,743
Yes!

1847
01:25:00,846 --> 01:25:02,386
- That's a good one!
- Yes, yes.

1848
01:25:02,488 --> 01:25:03,447
- No, no, no. No.
- No. That's a librarian.

1849
01:25:03,549 --> 01:25:04,618
- Yeah.
- Keep her up.

1850
01:25:04,720 --> 01:25:05,551
- No.
- You know, every year,

1851
01:25:05,654 --> 01:25:07,063
- this does not end well.
- No.

1852
01:25:07,165 --> 01:25:08,723
- No. Does not keep it past the--
- These two.

1853
01:25:08,825 --> 01:25:09,933
This person does not.

1854
01:25:10,035 --> 01:25:11,300
No. It's this person does.

1855
01:25:11,402 --> 01:25:12,468
It's this person,
it's this person.

1856
01:25:12,570 --> 01:25:13,401
Okay, we're ready to
make a guess.

1857
01:25:13,503 --> 01:25:14,501
Okay. Is your person...

1858
01:25:14,603 --> 01:25:15,478
- ...Joan?
- Joan.

1859
01:25:15,748 --> 01:25:18,282
Joan! Oh my God!

1860
01:25:18,384 --> 01:25:20,353
Yes! Yeah!

1861
01:25:20,455 --> 01:25:22,324
How good was that!

1862
01:25:22,426 --> 01:25:23,626
How good was that!

1863
01:25:26,527 --> 01:25:27,336
Hey.

1864
01:25:29,638 --> 01:25:30,904
- Hey, man.
- What are you doing?

1865
01:25:32,707 --> 01:25:34,108
Just having a smoke.

1866
01:25:36,748 --> 01:25:38,457
- Sit with you?
- Yeah.

1867
01:25:41,558 --> 01:25:42,664
Starting to rain.

1868
01:25:49,445 --> 01:25:50,676
Not gonna ask me
what I was doing

1869
01:25:50,778 --> 01:25:52,251
coming out
of the fucking darkness?

1870
01:25:52,353 --> 01:25:55,051
Sorry, man. What were you doing?

1871
01:25:59,232 --> 01:26:00,865
I just want to say...

1872
01:26:02,205 --> 01:26:03,573
I gotta hand it to you.

1873
01:26:05,181 --> 01:26:07,449
- You do?
- Yeah. You look happy.

1874
01:26:09,851 --> 01:26:13,120
Happier than
you've been in a... long time.

1875
01:26:15,900 --> 01:26:16,996
Okay.

1876
01:26:17,833 --> 01:26:19,607
If anything,
you're an inspiration.

1877
01:26:20,511 --> 01:26:22,371
I mean, you're proof positive
that it's never too late

1878
01:26:22,473 --> 01:26:24,748
for a man of a certain age to
turn his life around, you know?

1879
01:26:25,613 --> 01:26:26,686
Make a fresh start.

1880
01:26:27,322 --> 01:26:29,857
Find out who you really are.

1881
01:26:31,901 --> 01:26:32,833
Thank you, man.

1882
01:26:32,935 --> 01:26:34,437
Right.

1883
01:26:34,539 --> 01:26:36,841
Which is why I'm gonna
ask Christine for a divorce.

1884
01:26:36,943 --> 01:26:37,974
What?

1885
01:26:38,076 --> 01:26:39,106
Yeah.

1886
01:26:39,541 --> 01:26:40,946
No. I hear ya.

1887
01:26:41,716 --> 01:26:43,455
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna take control.

1888
01:26:44,259 --> 01:26:46,092
No, what are you
talking about, man?

1889
01:26:46,295 --> 01:26:47,592
I just told you.
You inspired me.

1890
01:26:47,694 --> 01:26:49,096
No, no, no.
I didn't inspire you...

1891
01:26:49,198 --> 01:26:50,403
Yeah. You did.

1892
01:26:53,773 --> 01:26:55,337
I've been unhappy
for such a long time.

1893
01:26:55,439 --> 01:26:57,115
I was just too chicken-shit
to ever do anything about it.

1894
01:26:57,217 --> 01:26:58,479
No. Don't do this, man.

1895
01:26:58,581 --> 01:26:59,421
- Don't do it.
- Why not?

1896
01:27:00,388 --> 01:27:01,587
Our son's going to college.

1897
01:27:01,689 --> 01:27:04,587
If I get this job,
it shoots in Texas.

1898
01:27:05,524 --> 01:27:07,369
I've never auditioned
for anything outside the city

1899
01:27:07,471 --> 01:27:09,103
'cause I never wanted
to be away from Jay.

1900
01:27:09,205 --> 01:27:10,300
That's over.

1901
01:27:11,937 --> 01:27:13,477
I want to be happy.

1902
01:27:13,914 --> 01:27:15,586
Okay, that's fine.
But that doesn't mean that you--

1903
01:27:15,688 --> 01:27:18,152
- Don't you want me to be happy?
- No, of course I do, man.

1904
01:27:18,455 --> 01:27:19,858
Look...

1905
01:27:21,862 --> 01:27:23,502
Give me one good reason
why I shouldn't.

1906
01:27:30,779 --> 01:27:33,379
'Stache feels right. Feels good.

1907
01:27:39,931 --> 01:27:43,036
- Sorry. Kinda small, right?
- Hmm.

1908
01:27:47,151 --> 01:27:48,478
You need more blankets?

1909
01:27:48,981 --> 01:27:50,220
- No. I think I'm--
- Are you sure?

1910
01:27:50,322 --> 01:27:51,687
This one's kinda old.

1911
01:27:51,790 --> 01:27:53,690
No, they seem,
they seem okay. That's--

1912
01:27:53,793 --> 01:27:54,996
- Okay. Any more pillows?
- I'm good.

1913
01:27:55,098 --> 01:27:56,296
Anything?

1914
01:27:56,665 --> 01:27:58,132
No, this is great. Thank you.

1915
01:27:58,234 --> 01:28:00,609
Sorry. I know it's not
the biggest couch in the world.

1916
01:28:01,378 --> 01:28:02,944
It's gonna be fine. Thank you.

1917
01:28:04,043 --> 01:28:05,245
You want to know my secret?

1918
01:28:08,091 --> 01:28:08,989
Do I?

1919
01:28:09,324 --> 01:28:10,156
Yeah.

1920
01:28:11,662 --> 01:28:13,734
The real reason I despise you.

1921
01:28:16,141 --> 01:28:17,170
Yeah, I guess.

1922
01:28:19,581 --> 01:28:21,277
It's because you remind me
of myself.

1923
01:28:23,387 --> 01:28:25,087
Surprise.

1924
01:28:26,486 --> 01:28:29,128
And watching you
wither away all these years

1925
01:28:29,230 --> 01:28:32,435
just keeps reminding me
of how hot you used to be.

1926
01:28:32,537 --> 01:28:34,142
How funny you were.

1927
01:28:34,244 --> 01:28:35,470
Just, magnetic.

1928
01:28:38,345 --> 01:28:40,051
I was even attracted to you
back in the day.

1929
01:28:40,153 --> 01:28:42,121
And I'm not hitting on you,
I'm just making a point.

1930
01:28:43,829 --> 01:28:45,730
Watching you disappear
in front of my eyes

1931
01:28:45,833 --> 01:28:49,939
has just been
this fucking reminder to me.

1932
01:28:51,976 --> 01:28:53,440
That marriage
doesn't fucking work.

1933
01:28:55,510 --> 01:28:57,052
I mean, it didn't work
for my parents.

1934
01:28:58,251 --> 01:29:00,624
I literally watched it
kill them.

1935
01:29:00,726 --> 01:29:02,027
And then it killed you.

1936
01:29:02,129 --> 01:29:04,330
And now it's doing
the same thing to me.

1937
01:29:06,738 --> 01:29:10,273
And I wake up every day,

1938
01:29:10,375 --> 01:29:13,645
and the first thing I feel
is anger.

1939
01:29:15,385 --> 01:29:17,730
I'm just fucking angry
all the time.

1940
01:29:19,260 --> 01:29:21,163
So, yes, when I see you,
I see me.

1941
01:29:21,265 --> 01:29:23,203
And I just fucking lash out,
you know?

1942
01:29:26,011 --> 01:29:27,640
I'll deny
we ever had this conversation.

1943
01:29:29,154 --> 01:29:29,986
Okay.

1944
01:29:31,987 --> 01:29:33,361
But I'm glad we talked.

1945
01:29:33,463 --> 01:29:34,963
It's like we needed it, maybe?

1946
01:29:36,864 --> 01:29:38,299
Yeah. Get some sleep.

1947
01:30:24,729 --> 01:30:29,205
<i>♪ Amazing grace ♪</i>

1948
01:30:29,307 --> 01:30:30,673
Morning.

1949
01:30:31,210 --> 01:30:35,919
<i>♪ How sweet the sound ♪</i>

1950
01:30:38,285 --> 01:30:43,694
<i>♪ That saved a wretch ♪</i>

1951
01:30:44,130 --> 01:30:48,472
<i>♪ Like me ♪</i>

1952
01:30:49,241 --> 01:30:54,814
<i>♪ I once was lost ♪</i>

1953
01:30:55,418 --> 01:31:00,964
<i>♪ But now am found ♪</i>

1954
01:31:01,066 --> 01:31:03,639
<i>♪ Was blind ♪</i>

1955
01:31:03,741 --> 01:31:09,414
<i>♪ But now I see ♪</i>

1956
01:31:09,516 --> 01:31:12,382
Ooh.

1957
01:31:12,484 --> 01:31:17,999
<i>♪ Amazing grace ♪</i>

1958
01:31:18,101 --> 01:31:23,477
<i>♪ How sweet the sound ♪</i>

1959
01:31:24,014 --> 01:31:29,459
<i>♪ That saved a wretch ♪</i>

1960
01:31:29,561 --> 01:31:33,727
<i>♪ Like me ♪</i>

1961
01:31:35,598 --> 01:31:36,563
How'd you sleep?

1962
01:31:36,666 --> 01:31:38,209
- Amazing.
- Yeah?

1963
01:31:39,772 --> 01:31:41,608
- Really good.
- Did you?

1964
01:31:41,710 --> 01:31:43,551
- The couch is good.
- Is it?

1965
01:31:45,692 --> 01:31:47,057
I got it.

1966
01:31:47,259 --> 01:31:52,404
<i>♪ Was blind, but now... ♪</i>

1967
01:31:53,910 --> 01:31:55,045
- Yeah.
- You know?

1968
01:31:56,082 --> 01:31:59,812
I know it's been
a difficult time for... some.

1969
01:32:00,457 --> 01:32:01,750
A lot of change.

1970
01:32:02,692 --> 01:32:04,321
But that's okay.

1971
01:32:04,857 --> 01:32:08,061
Um... You know, I read a line
in a book once.

1972
01:32:08,764 --> 01:32:10,333
I don't remember
exactly how it goes,

1973
01:32:10,435 --> 01:32:11,735
but it was something like,

1974
01:32:11,838 --> 01:32:15,283
"People change.
But love always stays the same."

1975
01:32:16,752 --> 01:32:17,918
Anybody?

1976
01:32:18,788 --> 01:32:22,429
Mmm. Yeah, I don't see how
that relates exactly, but okay.

1977
01:32:22,531 --> 01:32:24,595
- No. I loved it. I loved it.
- It's really nice.

1978
01:32:24,697 --> 01:32:25,605
- I think it's nice.
- Actually,

1979
01:32:25,707 --> 01:32:27,235
since you brought it up.

1980
01:32:27,771 --> 01:32:30,276
I have my own toast
that I would like to make

1981
01:32:30,378 --> 01:32:31,615
to a very special
friend of mine.

1982
01:32:31,717 --> 01:32:32,619
Oh, thank you.

1983
01:32:32,721 --> 01:32:33,983
- Her name is Tess.
- Oh.

1984
01:32:34,086 --> 01:32:35,585
Um, as you all know,

1985
01:32:35,688 --> 01:32:37,593
she recently returned
to her life's passion.

1986
01:32:37,696 --> 01:32:38,931
Mmm. Okay.

1987
01:32:39,033 --> 01:32:40,361
And even though
she's only been at it

1988
01:32:40,463 --> 01:32:42,000
for a short period of time...

1989
01:32:42,103 --> 01:32:43,199
What, like a few months?

1990
01:32:43,301 --> 01:32:44,342
Yeah, but--

1991
01:32:44,777 --> 01:32:46,807
No, this is amazing.

1992
01:32:46,909 --> 01:32:50,380
She has already been asked
to be the assistant coach

1993
01:32:50,482 --> 01:32:52,923
for the US Women's Team,

1994
01:32:53,025 --> 01:32:54,922
- LA '28!
- What?

1995
01:32:55,024 --> 01:32:56,967
- What? Oh my God!
- No decisions, guys.

1996
01:32:57,069 --> 01:32:58,067
No. It's just...

1997
01:32:58,170 --> 01:32:59,403
- You! Get up here!
- No.

1998
01:32:59,505 --> 01:33:01,136
- Yes, please.
- Come here. Oh, my God.

1999
01:33:01,238 --> 01:33:02,205
That is so...

2000
01:33:04,911 --> 01:33:08,321
Okay. So, it was not supposed to
go down like that.

2001
01:33:08,423 --> 01:33:09,255
Don't worry about it.
It's totally fine.

2002
01:33:09,357 --> 01:33:10,422
I'm really sorry
she announced it.

2003
01:33:10,524 --> 01:33:11,796
She happened to be
at the house.

2004
01:33:11,898 --> 01:33:12,895
It's okay. It's great.

2005
01:33:12,997 --> 01:33:14,134
It's great news!

2006
01:33:14,236 --> 01:33:15,067
It's just such a big deal
to tell you.

2007
01:33:15,171 --> 01:33:16,537
- I know.
- But it is a big deal.

2008
01:33:16,639 --> 01:33:17,809
- It's big-- a huge deal.
- Right? That they asked me.

2009
01:33:17,911 --> 01:33:19,177
That's so-- You deserve it, too.

2010
01:33:19,279 --> 01:33:20,948
But I have no idea
if I want to do it.

2011
01:33:21,050 --> 01:33:22,610
- You should.
- It would be a lot.

2012
01:33:22,712 --> 01:33:25,581
It would be a lot. You know.

2013
01:33:25,683 --> 01:33:27,228
And the boys. And...

2014
01:33:27,330 --> 01:33:28,954
- Actually, you know what?
- I don't know how I feel.

2015
01:33:29,056 --> 01:33:30,466
I don't even know
what it would be like,

2016
01:33:30,568 --> 01:33:32,206
- or what the commitment is.
- Look at, look at this.

2017
01:33:33,438 --> 01:33:34,906
- What?
- Something funny I just--

2018
01:33:35,008 --> 01:33:36,139
Look at that.

2019
01:33:36,742 --> 01:33:38,511
- That's you.
- Wait. Where is this?

2020
01:33:38,613 --> 01:33:40,553
That's--
I found that photo of you

2021
01:33:40,655 --> 01:33:43,289
and I blew it up and I put it
on the wall of my apartment.

2022
01:33:43,392 --> 01:33:44,491
'Cause I wanted the boys to see

2023
01:33:44,593 --> 01:33:46,157
what a fucking legend
their mom is.

2024
01:33:48,000 --> 01:33:51,602
Why didn't you pick a photo of
me with the kids for your wall?

2025
01:33:52,206 --> 01:33:56,052
No, because I got a photo of you
at the height of your power.

2026
01:33:56,155 --> 01:33:58,089
Look at you.
Look how high you are.

2027
01:33:58,192 --> 01:33:59,816
That is sick!
I mean, are you kidding?

2028
01:33:59,918 --> 01:34:03,025
Just be like... Smash! You know?

2029
01:34:03,127 --> 01:34:05,832
Like, that's unbelievable.
It's their favorite thing.

2030
01:34:05,934 --> 01:34:08,509
I love it, too. I think--
That photo is awesome.

2031
01:34:10,111 --> 01:34:11,284
It's not me now.

2032
01:34:15,155 --> 01:34:16,051
Yeah, it is.

2033
01:34:18,733 --> 01:34:19,828
No, it isn't.

2034
01:34:21,033 --> 01:34:21,865
Here.

2035
01:34:25,976 --> 01:34:27,806
Do you have to sleep till like
two fucking thirty every day?

2036
01:34:27,908 --> 01:34:29,113
Why? Did people wake up already?

2037
01:34:29,216 --> 01:34:30,278
Oh, my God.

2038
01:34:30,914 --> 01:34:32,755
What are we looking at? Oh!

2039
01:34:33,891 --> 01:34:34,794
I'm not sure
what's happening right now.

2040
01:34:34,897 --> 01:34:35,827
I'm upset.

2041
01:34:36,826 --> 01:34:37,930
That's what's happening.

2042
01:34:38,399 --> 01:34:39,263
Okay.

2043
01:34:41,101 --> 01:34:43,205
You can upset me,
and I can upset you.

2044
01:34:44,046 --> 01:34:45,143
Right?

2045
01:34:45,814 --> 01:34:47,589
It's what happens
in a relationship.

2046
01:34:48,460 --> 01:34:51,364
I never said that we
couldn't get upset.

2047
01:34:54,029 --> 01:34:55,900
I know you were trying
to do a nice thing.

2048
01:35:00,317 --> 01:35:03,344
It hurt my feelings.
Let's go in.

2049
01:35:05,617 --> 01:35:08,192
Are you... Do you still want me
to come to the attic tonight?

2050
01:35:08,295 --> 01:35:10,468
What?

2051
01:35:12,305 --> 01:35:13,069
What about this?

2052
01:35:13,171 --> 01:35:14,333
That's fine.

2053
01:35:15,111 --> 01:35:16,370
- Space?
- Okay. Jesus.

2054
01:35:19,681 --> 01:35:20,886
I'm starving.

2055
01:35:21,723 --> 01:35:23,757
Well, why don't you use a spoon
like a person?

2056
01:35:23,859 --> 01:35:26,129
Oh. Well, I don't want to dirty
any more dishes.

2057
01:35:26,599 --> 01:35:28,429
Well, we can wash them
in the morning.

2058
01:35:28,531 --> 01:35:29,704
Oh, okay.

2059
01:35:31,442 --> 01:35:32,974
It's so good with my fingers.

2060
01:35:36,281 --> 01:35:37,855
Shouldn't have done
that one thing, you know?

2061
01:35:37,957 --> 01:35:39,559
Jesus Christ.

2062
01:36:01,604 --> 01:36:04,140
House is busy tonight.

2063
01:36:04,242 --> 01:36:05,837
Anybody see you come up?

2064
01:36:06,240 --> 01:36:08,078
No, everybody was
kind of in their own world.

2065
01:36:08,180 --> 01:36:11,389
I was watching this video of
a therapist talking to couples,

2066
01:36:11,491 --> 01:36:14,992
and had them,
as a healthy exercise,

2067
01:36:15,094 --> 01:36:17,029
ask each other what they
don't like about each other.

2068
01:36:19,399 --> 01:36:21,470
That you slept with somebody,
for starters.

2069
01:36:22,073 --> 01:36:23,706
Well, I only did
because I thought you were

2070
01:36:23,808 --> 01:36:24,616
and I was jealous.

2071
01:36:26,148 --> 01:36:28,288
How you never respond
to photos I send you.

2072
01:36:28,390 --> 01:36:29,956
Photos you always ask for.

2073
01:36:30,058 --> 01:36:32,155
I always send a thumbs-up
or a heart emoji or something.

2074
01:36:32,257 --> 01:36:33,864
I'm sitting there,
rushing around,

2075
01:36:33,966 --> 01:36:37,467
trying to get some perfect angle
of a photo for them.

2076
01:36:37,969 --> 01:36:39,838
Just so that... You know,

2077
01:36:39,940 --> 01:36:41,440
I just felt like a psycho.

2078
01:36:41,542 --> 01:36:43,916
Feel like an idiot,
knowing you could care less.

2079
01:36:44,018 --> 01:36:45,515
I love getting those photos.
That's not true.

2080
01:36:47,086 --> 01:36:48,928
How quiet you got at home.

2081
01:36:50,964 --> 01:36:52,371
As if you were
a different person

2082
01:36:52,473 --> 01:36:53,700
than you are
with everybody else.

2083
01:36:53,802 --> 01:36:55,341
That drove me crazy.

2084
01:36:55,443 --> 01:36:58,040
Well... no, first...

2085
01:36:58,143 --> 01:36:59,911
Jeez, you're good at this game.

2086
01:37:00,013 --> 01:37:01,715
First that confused me.

2087
01:37:02,284 --> 01:37:04,520
Then made me sad,
then drove me crazy.

2088
01:37:07,364 --> 01:37:09,805
As if we clearly weren't
interesting enough for you.

2089
01:37:10,737 --> 01:37:12,404
I wasn't.

2090
01:37:14,518 --> 01:37:15,982
It was like
you weren't even there.

2091
01:37:17,751 --> 01:37:19,054
I wasn't there?

2092
01:37:19,954 --> 01:37:22,123
- You checked out.
- Me?

2093
01:37:22,225 --> 01:37:23,698
Just like you would
after a loss.

2094
01:37:23,800 --> 01:37:24,995
Except for
I wouldn't know the cause,

2095
01:37:25,097 --> 01:37:26,630
and so I'm just like, alone.

2096
01:37:28,436 --> 01:37:30,847
Well, good thing
we aren't together.

2097
01:37:34,652 --> 01:37:35,851
Aren't we?

2098
01:37:36,388 --> 01:37:40,190
Well, I don't think us hiding is
us back together.

2099
01:37:40,727 --> 01:37:42,805
Well, what do you care
what anyone thinks, anyway?

2100
01:37:44,575 --> 01:37:45,976
Maybe I'm embarrassed.

2101
01:37:46,906 --> 01:37:48,013
By what?

2102
01:37:50,111 --> 01:37:51,614
- Me.
- Why?

2103
01:37:54,588 --> 01:37:56,459
'Cause I don't know
if you even love me.

2104
01:38:00,634 --> 01:38:03,243
You love some idea of me,
hanging on your wall.

2105
01:38:05,016 --> 01:38:06,914
But not the woman
you're looking at right now,

2106
01:38:07,017 --> 01:38:08,414
- in front of you
- Don't tell me

2107
01:38:08,516 --> 01:38:09,620
- in this moment.
- how I feel and think.

2108
01:38:09,722 --> 01:38:10,861
That's not--

2109
01:38:12,724 --> 01:38:15,000
I mean, maybe I don't love you.
I don't know.

2110
01:38:15,102 --> 01:38:17,167
Maybe I fucked you
because you fucked that woman,

2111
01:38:17,269 --> 01:38:19,105
or 'cause it felt good
to hear you say

2112
01:38:19,207 --> 01:38:20,505
you missed me
in front of strangers,

2113
01:38:20,608 --> 01:38:22,214
- which is... embarrassing.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

2114
01:38:22,316 --> 01:38:24,347
It was a stupid fucking thing
I did, and I hate myself for it.

2115
01:38:24,451 --> 01:38:28,090
Why? We had no responsibility
to each other.

2116
01:38:28,192 --> 01:38:29,960
Even now,
there's no real commitment.

2117
01:38:30,063 --> 01:38:31,766
- Of course there is.
- To what?

2118
01:38:31,868 --> 01:38:33,707
To making each other happy.

2119
01:38:33,810 --> 01:38:35,375
Because we're doing things
that make us happy

2120
01:38:35,478 --> 01:38:36,776
as individuals now.

2121
01:38:36,878 --> 01:38:38,783
And if we're happy, that's it.

2122
01:38:38,885 --> 01:38:41,348
Then we make
the people we love happy too.

2123
01:38:41,451 --> 01:38:43,321
That's it?
What are you, eight years old?

2124
01:38:44,187 --> 01:38:46,327
A real relationship

2125
01:38:46,430 --> 01:38:49,405
is finding somebody
you can also be unhappy with.

2126
01:38:49,508 --> 01:38:50,798
Somebody who has your back.

2127
01:38:52,273 --> 01:38:54,639
We stopped
having each other's backs.

2128
01:38:54,875 --> 01:38:57,415
I always tried to have
your back. Are you kidding me?

2129
01:38:58,118 --> 01:38:59,516
There just wasn't enough room

2130
01:38:59,618 --> 01:39:00,860
because had to
have your own back.

2131
01:39:00,962 --> 01:39:02,931
There wasn't any room left
on your back.

2132
01:39:03,033 --> 01:39:05,436
Trust me, I heard.
"Alex, he loves it so much.

2133
01:39:05,539 --> 01:39:06,805
He's always there for you.

2134
01:39:06,907 --> 01:39:08,842
He goes to everything.
He loves it."

2135
01:39:08,944 --> 01:39:11,741
- I did.
- Yeah? And when I retired?

2136
01:39:14,948 --> 01:39:18,185
When I let go of the thing
I loved since I was 11?

2137
01:39:18,287 --> 01:39:19,360
You shut off.

2138
01:39:21,505 --> 01:39:23,072
You said you felt alone?

2139
01:39:23,174 --> 01:39:25,945
Baby, you left me alone
years ago in this relationship.

2140
01:39:30,822 --> 01:39:32,221
Okay, you want to
know the truth?

2141
01:39:32,853 --> 01:39:33,919
Yes.

2142
01:39:34,221 --> 01:39:35,392
I wasn't the downer.

2143
01:39:37,027 --> 01:39:37,969
You were.

2144
01:39:44,574 --> 01:39:47,813
You're right. I was a downer.

2145
01:39:50,688 --> 01:39:53,395
After years of dedicating myself
to a thing,

2146
01:39:54,131 --> 01:39:55,499
I thought I could just stop.

2147
01:39:57,506 --> 01:40:00,740
And have my own children,
and you be the replacement.

2148
01:40:04,687 --> 01:40:05,915
I did.

2149
01:40:08,790 --> 01:40:09,965
Never acknowledging

2150
01:40:10,068 --> 01:40:12,531
that it was the end
of this whole other life,

2151
01:40:12,634 --> 01:40:14,940
or where I was gonna
put all those feelings.

2152
01:40:15,242 --> 01:40:17,608
And then I was doing
six years of in vitro,

2153
01:40:17,710 --> 01:40:19,750
and injecting myself
full of all those chemicals,

2154
01:40:19,852 --> 01:40:21,515
whatever that was doing.

2155
01:40:21,618 --> 01:40:23,885
And by the way,
and I love that challenge.

2156
01:40:25,658 --> 01:40:30,599
But I was having trouble
with you and them

2157
01:40:30,701 --> 01:40:34,246
being the only thing
fulfilling me.

2158
01:40:37,483 --> 01:40:40,126
And you knew I was struggling.

2159
01:40:41,824 --> 01:40:43,958
But that I was too proud
to ever ask for help.

2160
01:40:45,672 --> 01:40:47,140
You hid behind that.

2161
01:40:49,107 --> 01:40:50,911
And I felt relieved.

2162
01:40:51,013 --> 01:40:52,709
That you never asked.

2163
01:40:52,811 --> 01:40:55,521
Because then
I could avoid it too.

2164
01:40:55,891 --> 01:40:57,157
I couldn't ask you that.

2165
01:40:57,259 --> 01:40:58,996
- Of course you could.
- No!

2166
01:40:59,098 --> 01:41:00,331
- Of course you could.
- Baby, baby...

2167
01:41:01,770 --> 01:41:03,000
You left me alone.

2168
01:41:03,102 --> 01:41:04,607
I left you alone?

2169
01:41:04,709 --> 01:41:06,373
You checked out.

2170
01:41:06,475 --> 01:41:08,047
You think
that was fun to be around?

2171
01:41:08,149 --> 01:41:10,746
I don't want to go back to that.
I won't!

2172
01:41:10,849 --> 01:41:12,547
- So what are you saying then?
- What I'm s--

2173
01:41:12,650 --> 01:41:14,253
Fuck! Oh, fucking stupid--

2174
01:41:14,355 --> 01:41:15,423
What the fuck?

2175
01:41:15,525 --> 01:41:17,266
Jesus fucking Christ,
Christine!

2176
01:41:17,368 --> 01:41:19,736
Why don't you mind your own
fucking business for once?

2177
01:41:19,838 --> 01:41:21,107
Whoa.

2178
01:41:21,209 --> 01:41:22,878
Maybe take care
of your own shit first.

2179
01:41:23,247 --> 01:41:24,476
What the fuck
is that supposed to mean?

2180
01:41:24,580 --> 01:41:26,212
<i>...comedy,
make some noise right now!</i>

2181
01:41:26,849 --> 01:41:30,151
For my main man, the one
and only, Alex Novak everybody!

2182
01:41:58,051 --> 01:41:59,581
Fucking relationships suck.

2183
01:42:02,888 --> 01:42:04,486
And I don't mean that they--
they're like a downer.

2184
01:42:04,588 --> 01:42:06,058
I mean, they fucking suck.

2185
01:42:08,262 --> 01:42:10,171
I don't think you're fucking
hearing what I'm trying to say.

2186
01:42:10,273 --> 01:42:12,277
I'm telling you
that relationships suck.

2187
01:42:12,379 --> 01:42:15,048
Like, if you are in
a relationship with somebody,

2188
01:42:15,150 --> 01:42:16,412
they are literally
trying to suck

2189
01:42:16,514 --> 01:42:17,717
the fucking life out of you.

2190
01:42:19,720 --> 01:42:21,758
Okay? They're fucking vampires.

2191
01:42:25,361 --> 01:42:27,535
And the moment that
you're happy, fucking look out.

2192
01:42:27,637 --> 01:42:29,475
The moment that
you are fucking happy,

2193
01:42:29,577 --> 01:42:33,143
they see that as pure,
unfiltered fucking blood,

2194
01:42:33,245 --> 01:42:35,354
and they will suck it
right out of your fucking body

2195
01:42:35,456 --> 01:42:38,054
until you are gaunt
and fucking drained.

2196
01:42:38,156 --> 01:42:40,631
And they will take
every fucking morsel of it out.

2197
01:42:40,734 --> 01:42:44,235
Because you know why? Because
happiness is the sun to them.

2198
01:42:45,038 --> 01:42:47,671
Okay? Happiness is like a stake
to the fucking heart.

2199
01:42:47,773 --> 01:42:49,008
They don't want it.

2200
01:42:49,110 --> 01:42:51,212
They don't want you
to be fucking happy.

2201
01:42:52,455 --> 01:42:53,952
And there are only two ways out

2202
01:42:54,055 --> 01:42:57,565
of this fucking
bleak, miserable existence.

2203
01:42:57,667 --> 01:43:00,538
You either become one of them
or you fucking die.

2204
01:43:02,440 --> 01:43:03,610
Well, I don't want it.

2205
01:43:05,042 --> 01:43:08,356
I don't wanna be
a fucking vampire. Okay?

2206
01:43:10,796 --> 01:43:12,893
I don't want it.

2207
01:43:31,331 --> 01:43:32,503
Dad.

2208
01:43:33,340 --> 01:43:34,234
What the fuck
are you doing here?

2209
01:43:34,337 --> 01:43:35,472
Son, uh...

2210
01:43:35,776 --> 01:43:39,244
Well, I just came down
to see what the fuss is.

2211
01:43:39,346 --> 01:43:40,748
Jesus...

2212
01:43:40,850 --> 01:43:44,186
You... really yelled
at those guys.

2213
01:43:46,732 --> 01:43:49,428
Yeah, sorry, I don't really know
what that all was.

2214
01:43:49,530 --> 01:43:54,613
Yeah, well, I wouldn't say
it was funny, but it was, uh...

2215
01:43:55,909 --> 01:43:57,113
...a bit dangerous.

2216
01:43:59,455 --> 01:44:00,323
- Dad, look--
- Son.

2217
01:44:00,425 --> 01:44:01,319
- No, Dad, listen--
- Son.

2218
01:44:02,858 --> 01:44:05,393
You're a decent man, Alex.

2219
01:44:06,502 --> 01:44:08,407
And you can give yourself

2220
01:44:08,509 --> 01:44:10,744
the grace to
work through all of this.

2221
01:44:11,575 --> 01:44:12,815
You know?

2222
01:44:13,710 --> 01:44:15,314
Mom.

2223
01:44:15,416 --> 01:44:18,153
Yeah, well, we rub off on
each other. That's a good thing.

2224
01:44:18,255 --> 01:44:21,965
Your mother and I,
we're lucky like that.

2225
01:44:22,907 --> 01:44:24,002
It's rare.

2226
01:44:25,939 --> 01:44:29,818
It's really rare.
You understand?

2227
01:44:36,625 --> 01:44:37,534
Okay.

2228
01:44:38,730 --> 01:44:40,100
It's okay. Come on.

2229
01:44:41,338 --> 01:44:42,269
Come on.

2230
01:44:43,572 --> 01:44:44,471
Hey.

2231
01:44:45,446 --> 01:44:46,684
There you go.

2232
01:44:50,256 --> 01:44:52,053
Now.

2233
01:44:52,156 --> 01:44:53,995
I'm sorry... I'm sorry about...

2234
01:44:54,097 --> 01:44:56,270
You-- You don't have to
be sorry about anything.

2235
01:44:56,372 --> 01:44:59,705
Life happens to us, you know?

2236
01:44:59,809 --> 01:45:02,306
What we have to do is recognize

2237
01:45:02,408 --> 01:45:04,588
where we stand
and what's good about it.

2238
01:45:06,919 --> 01:45:07,892
It's gonna be okay.

2239
01:45:08,858 --> 01:45:10,732
Yeah? You work it through.

2240
01:45:13,570 --> 01:45:15,610
As for this, next time...

2241
01:45:17,412 --> 01:45:18,682
a few more jokes.

2242
01:45:19,581 --> 01:45:21,017
- See you.
- See ya.

2243
01:45:22,081 --> 01:45:23,651
I'll add a joke.

2244
01:46:08,273 --> 01:46:11,210
Hey, man. I got bagels.

2245
01:46:11,312 --> 01:46:12,647
Oh, for fuck's sake.

2246
01:46:14,157 --> 01:46:16,798
So, they didn't say it,
like, outright,

2247
01:46:17,668 --> 01:46:19,900
but my agent did tell me
that production

2248
01:46:20,002 --> 01:46:22,209
called them,
like, several times.

2249
01:46:22,512 --> 01:46:23,942
Maybe they want their hat back.

2250
01:46:24,044 --> 01:46:26,214
Will you just let me dream, bro?

2251
01:46:26,749 --> 01:46:28,211
No, you're probably right.

2252
01:46:28,880 --> 01:46:30,482
Look, man, I think
it's great that you got the job

2253
01:46:30,584 --> 01:46:33,324
and that you had
that experience, but...

2254
01:46:33,427 --> 01:46:34,801
I don't know,
now that you're back in town,

2255
01:46:34,904 --> 01:46:37,537
don't you think maybe
it's time that you face reality?

2256
01:46:37,639 --> 01:46:40,846
I have no delusions. Okay?

2257
01:46:40,949 --> 01:46:44,745
I know they killed my character,
but just think about it.

2258
01:46:44,847 --> 01:46:47,659
What if they bring him back
as a ghost seeking revenge?

2259
01:46:47,761 --> 01:46:49,056
I sketched out
this little storyline

2260
01:46:49,158 --> 01:46:50,424
I'm gonna send to production.

2261
01:46:50,527 --> 01:46:52,562
But I'm definitely gonna
give the hat back first.

2262
01:46:53,399 --> 01:46:55,502
But you never know.
I'm a good writer.

2263
01:46:56,878 --> 01:46:58,212
I was talking about
your marriage.

2264
01:46:58,748 --> 01:47:01,154
Oh.
What about it?

2265
01:47:02,024 --> 01:47:04,286
Well, I mean, just, everything,
you know, with Christine

2266
01:47:04,388 --> 01:47:07,024
and you leaving her
and all that.

2267
01:47:07,393 --> 01:47:09,293
Oh, no, no, no. No, we're good.

2268
01:47:10,440 --> 01:47:11,870
- Really?
- Yeah.

2269
01:47:11,973 --> 01:47:13,837
Yeah, yeah. We talked it out.

2270
01:47:13,940 --> 01:47:14,909
Yeah.

2271
01:47:15,013 --> 01:47:16,684
She said her piece--

2272
01:47:16,786 --> 01:47:19,647
...which was hard to hear,
was good.

2273
01:47:19,749 --> 01:47:22,688
And then I said mine
and then, yeah. Yeah.

2274
01:47:23,829 --> 01:47:25,395
Oh. Check this out.

2275
01:47:25,497 --> 01:47:28,271
She wants me to go back
more than I do.

2276
01:47:28,373 --> 01:47:29,975
Yeah, she keeps saying,
"You should just write them.

2277
01:47:30,077 --> 01:47:31,805
They need to bring back
your character."

2278
01:47:33,245 --> 01:47:35,153
- Is that crazy?
- Mmm.

2279
01:47:36,920 --> 01:47:37,784
Yeah.

2280
01:47:40,666 --> 01:47:42,134
Hey, man, is there, um...

2281
01:47:44,974 --> 01:47:46,802
Is there a chance that she's...

2282
01:47:48,278 --> 01:47:49,544
I don't know,
that she wants you to...

2283
01:47:51,519 --> 01:47:53,222
I don't know, she wants
to get some time away from you?

2284
01:47:55,428 --> 01:47:56,430
Why?

2285
01:47:56,699 --> 01:47:58,162
You'll be out of town or...

2286
01:47:58,264 --> 01:47:59,938
She came with me to Texas.

2287
01:48:00,574 --> 01:48:01,339
- Really?
- Yeah.

2288
01:48:01,441 --> 01:48:02,633
She did?

2289
01:48:02,735 --> 01:48:04,244
Yeah. She was there
all nine days.

2290
01:48:06,280 --> 01:48:07,712
It was her idea
to steal the hat.

2291
01:48:08,922 --> 01:48:10,921
Yeah, she's like,
thinks I look...

2292
01:48:11,024 --> 01:48:12,821
you know, really handsome.

2293
01:48:13,896 --> 01:48:15,200
Wow, I'm confused.

2294
01:48:16,706 --> 01:48:18,201
Yeah, well, confused is good.

2295
01:48:18,303 --> 01:48:20,069
I'm confused most of the time.

2296
01:48:20,705 --> 01:48:22,115
I just like being confused
with her.

2297
01:48:24,019 --> 01:48:25,688
Who would have thought Jalen...

2298
01:48:25,790 --> 01:48:27,684
I love that guy...

2299
01:48:27,786 --> 01:48:29,855
but going away would
be actually good for us?

2300
01:48:32,001 --> 01:48:33,698
- Hmm.
- What is that behind me?

2301
01:48:35,811 --> 01:48:37,871
- That's a picture of Tess.
- Oh.

2302
01:48:39,014 --> 01:48:40,649
I can't see her face.

2303
01:48:41,319 --> 01:48:42,747
Well, yeah,
the photo's taken from behind.

2304
01:48:42,849 --> 01:48:44,858
Yeah, well, you should just
turn her around.

2305
01:48:45,395 --> 01:48:47,231
Yeah, I don't think--
I don't think they can do that.

2306
01:48:49,339 --> 01:48:50,468
Someday.

2307
01:49:17,325 --> 01:49:19,564
She's competed
every single night

2308
01:49:19,666 --> 01:49:21,100
of her college career.

2309
01:49:21,202 --> 01:49:22,994
She doesn't have as much
international experience,

2310
01:49:23,097 --> 01:49:25,337
but to be able to grind
through the Big Ten season

2311
01:49:25,439 --> 01:49:28,181
and make a big run
in the tournament...

2312
01:49:28,283 --> 01:49:29,716
- She's got what it takes.
- Played for John Cook too.

2313
01:49:29,818 --> 01:49:31,084
- John Cook.
- Exactly.

2314
01:49:31,186 --> 01:49:32,890
Is that Rachel,

2315
01:49:32,992 --> 01:49:34,823
who Arch
was saying came out of UVA?

2316
01:49:42,843 --> 01:49:43,938
- Hi.
- Hey.

2317
01:49:44,842 --> 01:49:46,478
- Uh, is everything--
- Everything's fine, yeah.

2318
01:49:46,580 --> 01:49:47,852
I just dropped the boys off
at school,

2319
01:49:47,954 --> 01:49:49,021
but I wanted to come by here

2320
01:49:49,124 --> 01:49:50,451
before I drove back
to the city--

2321
01:49:50,553 --> 01:49:52,019
I'm just in the middle of it

2322
01:49:52,122 --> 01:49:53,527
- with the coaching staff, so I--
- Okay. Okay, I just want--

2323
01:49:53,629 --> 01:49:55,092
I just wanna show you something
really quick.

2324
01:49:57,073 --> 01:49:59,705
- Look at that.
- What is that, Alex?

2325
01:49:59,807 --> 01:50:01,846
It's you. It's you.
First time you saw the minivan.

2326
01:50:01,948 --> 01:50:03,377
Look how unhappy you are.

2327
01:50:03,479 --> 01:50:04,748
It's my favorite thing.

2328
01:50:06,725 --> 01:50:07,589
I see that.

2329
01:50:09,495 --> 01:50:11,465
I realize that I was the one
who was unhappy.

2330
01:50:14,370 --> 01:50:16,941
I was unhappy in our marriage.

2331
01:50:17,377 --> 01:50:20,075
I wasn't unhappy
with our marriage.

2332
01:50:28,596 --> 01:50:30,129
I wanna be unhappy with you.

2333
01:50:33,836 --> 01:50:35,105
Let's be unhappy together.

2334
01:50:54,755 --> 01:50:57,021
Fuck!

2335
01:50:57,123 --> 01:50:58,218
I'll think about it.

2336
01:51:31,758 --> 01:51:35,167
<i>♪ Pressure
Pushing down on me ♪</i>

2337
01:51:35,270 --> 01:51:38,375
<i>♪ Pressing down on you
No man ask for ♪</i>

2338
01:51:39,411 --> 01:51:41,279
And in that moment,
I stood up and I said,

2339
01:51:41,381 --> 01:51:44,816
"Hey. Your mom
is not going anywhere...

2340
01:51:45,619 --> 01:51:47,553
till she helps me
open this jar."

2341
01:51:55,910 --> 01:52:00,110
<i>♪ That's the terror of knowing
What this world is about ♪</i>

2342
01:52:00,212 --> 01:52:02,780
<i>♪ Watching some good friends
Screaming ♪</i>

2343
01:52:02,882 --> 01:52:04,325
<i>♪ "Let me out!" ♪</i>

2344
01:52:04,427 --> 01:52:07,998
<i>♪ Pray tomorrow
takes us higher ♪</i>

2345
01:52:08,702 --> 01:52:12,107
<i>♪ Pressure on people
People on streets ♪</i>

2346
01:52:12,210 --> 01:52:14,977
Mmm.

2347
01:52:18,220 --> 01:52:19,314
<i>♪ Okay ♪</i>

2348
01:52:21,492 --> 01:52:23,562
<i>♪ Chippin' around ♪</i>

2349
01:52:23,665 --> 01:52:25,326
<i>♪ Kick my brains
'Round the floor ♪</i>

2350
01:52:25,428 --> 01:52:29,174
<i>♪ These are the days
It never rains, it just pours ♪</i>

2351
01:52:29,277 --> 01:52:30,877
<i>♪ People on streets ♪</i>

2352
01:52:33,450 --> 01:52:34,586
<i>♪ People on streets ♪</i>

2353
01:52:37,091 --> 01:52:41,358
<i>♪ It's the terror of knowing
What this world is about ♪</i>

2354
01:52:41,460 --> 01:52:43,763
<i>♪ Watching some good friends
Screaming ♪</i>

2355
01:52:43,865 --> 01:52:45,305
<i>♪ "Let me out!" ♪</i>

2356
01:52:45,407 --> 01:52:47,302
<i>♪ Pray tomorrow ♪</i>

2357
01:52:47,405 --> 01:52:49,583
<i>♪ Takes us
Higher, higher, high ♪</i>

2358
01:52:49,685 --> 01:52:53,084
<i>♪ Pressure on people
People on streets ♪</i>

2359
01:52:55,895 --> 01:52:59,228
<i>♪ Turned away from it all
Like a blind man ♪</i>

2360
01:53:00,265 --> 01:53:03,208
<i>♪ Sat on a fence
But it don't work ♪</i>

2361
01:53:04,079 --> 01:53:07,382
<i>♪ Keep coming up with love
But it's so slashed and torn ♪</i>

2362
01:53:07,484 --> 01:53:12,788
<i>♪ Why, why, why ♪</i>

2363
01:53:18,710 --> 01:53:22,440
<i>♪ Love, love, love
Love, love, love, love ♪</i>

2364
01:53:22,542 --> 01:53:26,316
<i>♪ Insanity laughs
under pressure We're cracking ♪</i>

2365
01:53:26,418 --> 01:53:30,158
<i>♪ Can't we give ourselves
One more chance? ♪</i>

2366
01:53:30,260 --> 01:53:34,098
<i>♪ Why can't we give love
That one more chance? ♪</i>

2367
01:53:34,201 --> 01:53:38,043
<i>♪ Why can't we give love
Give love ♪</i>

2368
01:53:38,145 --> 01:53:41,917
<i>♪ Give love, give love,
Give love, give love... ♪</i>

2369
01:53:43,683 --> 01:53:48,358
<i>♪ 'Cause love's
Such an old-fashioned word ♪</i>

2370
01:53:48,461 --> 01:53:52,938
<i>♪ And love dares you
To care for ♪</i>

2371
01:53:53,041 --> 01:53:58,677
<i>♪ The people on
The edge of the night ♪</i>

2372
01:53:58,779 --> 01:54:03,488
<i>♪ And love dares you to change
Our way of ♪</i>

2373
01:54:03,590 --> 01:54:07,933
<i>♪ Caring about ourselves ♪</i>

2374
01:54:08,035 --> 01:54:11,941
<i>♪ This is our last dance ♪</i>

2375
01:54:12,043 --> 01:54:16,014
<i>♪ This is our last dance ♪</i>

2376
01:54:16,116 --> 01:54:17,352
<i>♪ This is ourselves ♪</i>

2377
01:54:20,696 --> 01:54:21,932
<i>♪ Under pressure ♪</i>

2378
01:54:24,407 --> 01:54:25,808
<i>♪ Under pressure ♪</i>

2379
01:54:29,008 --> 01:54:30,245
<i>♪ Pressure ♪</i>